[BIGHITR]

JUST when you thought you've HEARD IT ALL!!!

Although this sounds like someone wrote it on Wikipedia as a joke, there it is in print...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculatory_fluid

Down under the section (Physiological aspects) is this claim...

"A recent study has suggested that semen acts as an antidepressant in women, so that women physically exposed to semen are less likely to suffer from depression. WTF? It is thought that the psychological effects of semen are a result of its complex chemical make-up including several mood-altering hormones (testosterone, oestrogen, follicle-stimulating hormone, luteinizing hormone, prolactin and several different prostaglandins)."

Now why isn't the news media getting this message out there!!!?

So I guess the key is here to get the word out to all the ladies, if you're in a bad mood, AY! Just say'n... Us guys are willing to help ya all out with that depression and mood swings!

 

[DirtMcGirk]

This is the truth. Don't do ANYTHING to dispel this truth.

 

[gonefirefightin]

My name is GFF and I approve this message

 

[RUFUS]

My name is RUFUS and I disapprove of the copious amounts of smilies.

 

[gonefirefightin]

My name is RUFUS and I disapprove of the copious amounts of smilies.

Its more like a plethora or cornucopia

 

[milohead]

That study just confirmed my credentials as a Psychiatrist AND Pharmacist. Diagnose them then give them their medicine.
" Would you like that orally or through the backdoor mam ?"

 

[conor]

i always wondered why you used all those smilies...

 

[binary visions]

" Would you like that orally or through the backdoor mom ?"

You are one creepy little man.

 

[I Are Baboon]

I am guessing BIGHITR researched this when trying to find ways to improve his own health.

 

[eaterofdog]

Mods deleted my post and you ganked it for a thread. Nice.

 

[Sandwich]

Mods deleted my post and you ganked it for a thread. Nice.

dude don't get buthurtr over it

 

[Matchew]

<--- Seemed appropriate for this thread

 

[eaterofdog]

dude don't get buthurtr over it

 

[BIGHITR]

That study just confirmed my credentials as a Psychiatrist AND Pharmacist. Diagnose them then give them their medicine.
" Would you like that orally or through the backdoor mam ?"

LMAO!

Rep "cuming" your in your direction...

Don't want to forget that legal disclaimer Milo!

(announcer voice) Although semen controls depression in women, in a clinical ANALysis, side effects were butt hurt, anal discharge, and a craving for cream soda.

 

[lovebunny]

My name is RUFUS and I disapprove of the copious amounts of smilies.

 

[BIGHITR]

Imagine what a world it would be if oral ingestion 3 times a day 7 days a week lowered women's weight to a permanent 110 lbs!

 

[jonKranked]

jizz in your pants?

 

[Mr Jones]

you sir... have WAyyyyY too much time on your hands.

 

[ICEBALL585]

I am guessing BIGHITR researched this when trying to find ways to improve his own health.

Ha ha ha!

 

[skibunny24]

Imagine what a world it would be if oral ingestion 3 times a day 7 days a week lowered women's weight to a permanent 110 lbs!?

We'd have a lot of happy men, and a lot of happy, skinny women!

The divorce rate would probably drop dramatically too.

....any genetic science monkies out there who can make this happen...?

 

[Kevin]

I used to tell my exes (well some of them) that pregnant women get sick because of strange substances in their body, and that this could be avoided by getting used to the substances before getting pregnant...

 

[-BB-]

Its more like a plethora or cornucopia

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

 

[golgiaparatus]

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Together we... raped the horses and rode off on the women!

 

[BIGHITR]

I am guessing BIGHITR researched this when trying to find ways to improve his own health.

Nah, I was doing research for MMike.

 

[BIGHITR]

El Guapo:

Would you say I have a plethora of pinattas? LOL

Best scene in the movie... In front of the singing bush when they accidently kill the invisible swordsman.

 

[w00dy]

Its more like a plethora or cornucopia

A porn utopia, a cornucopia of warm fallopia.

 

[stevew]

I am guessing BIGHITR researched this when trying to find ways to improve his own health.

he thinks he's a woman?

 

[BIGHITR]

he thinks he's a woman?

 

[H8R]

Problem is this only works when absorbed through a woman's tear ducts.










Ok....for some that is not a problem.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Problem is this only works when absorbed through a woman's tear ducts.










Ok....for some that is not a problem.

I guess glazing can also be very effective.