[$tinkle]

manuel uribe consummates wedding

Mexico's Manuel Uribe married his wife Claudia Solis two weeks ago after being whisked to the ceremony in a flatbed truck.

He managed to slim down to 300kg from his peak weight of 570kg but was still unable to have sex on his wedding night -- until friends built him a metre-long ramp made from reinforced concrete, Britain's Daily Star newspaper reports.

The ramp allowed the 37-year-old to raise the lower part of his body so his bride could access his genitals.

"We feel like we are in heaven here on Earth," Mr Uribe was quoted as saying.

show of hands: who's had sex on the back of a flatbed?

just what i thought: he's more of a man than any of us.

 

[jimmydean]

show of hands: who's had sex on the back of a flatbed?

just what i thought: he's more of a man than any of us.

I drove a wheel lift, sorry.

 

[Toshi]

just what i thought: he's more of a man than any of us.

correction: he's more of a man than many of us. combined.