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BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
Is a kickass movie. I give it 8 dead midgets out of 10.

Much better than any "Bad Boys" or recent "James Bond" crap. Really cool camera work and nice plot. Crappy songs in the soundtrack, but somehow it works well with the film.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
I have yet to see a 10/10.

9/10 is reserved for really special films like: Rudy, Starship Troopers, Dumb & Dumber...you know, the classics.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,781
5,220
North Van
I have yet to see a 10/10.

9/10 is reserved for really special films like: Rudy, Starship Troopers, Dumb & Dumber...you know, the classics.
Hmmm. I'll give you Starship Trooper and Dumb and Dumber for sure, but Rudy? Aw man. That movie was nowhere near 9 dead midgets. Maybe 5 dead midgets, and a half a bag of putrid soup, at best.
 

DirtyDog

Gang probed by the Golden Banana
Aug 2, 2005
6,598
0
What about Lebowski? I'm talking about the deadbeat Lebowski.
 

cadmus

Monkey
May 24, 2006
755
0
PNW
I have to agree w/ bs on this one.... Rudy is one of the best films ever. If you don't get a little misty-eyed, you're not a football fan.
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
I have to agree w/ bs on this one.... Rudy is one of the best films ever. If you don't get a little misty-eyed, you're not a football fan.
Dude, you cant talk sense into a bunch of homos who played soccer or D&D (same crap) in school. They will forever equate football with their own shortcomings as athletes.
 

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
6,203
833
Lima, Peru, Peru
Dude, you cant talk sense into a bunch of homos who played soccer or D&D (same crap) in school. They will forever equate football with their own shortcomings as athletes.
tell the truth, you know what you loved the most about football were the steamy comunal cheek2cheek showers.
:happydance: :happydance:
(god i love that smilie)
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
17
TN
tell the truth, you know what you loved the most about football were the steamy comunal cheek2cheek showers.
:happydance: :happydance:
(god i love that smilie)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, I submit to you Exhibit A of what runs through the minds of soccer players.
 

skinny mike

Turbo Monkey
Jan 24, 2005
6,415
0
a soccer player once smacked me on the ass once in the locker room. i'm just glad i was wearing shorts and i have never seen him since. wierd bunch of ****ers they are.
 

chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
Dude, you cant talk sense into a bunch of homos who played soccer or D&D (same crap) in school. They will forever equate football with their own shortcomings as athletes.
I bet you rub one out everyday while you think about the good ol' days of High school football, dontcha?
 

ATOMICFIREBALL

DISARMED IN A BATTLE OF WITS
May 26, 2004
1,354
0
Tennessee
Yeah, it did it for me.
Michael Mann did a fine decent job on it. Except i would have liked the original MIAMI VICE theme incorporated in the movie. The police captain guy was unexpected too,but was allright . The bearded druglord guy was realistically scary.It was a great movie,"it takes you there" if you know what i mean.
I was born in Miami & grew up near there.I am a pilot & have seen & met some shady people down there .Really everyone is kinda shady in & near Miami ! I remember low flying airplanes without lights in the 80's flying right over my house about 50' off the deck it seemed below radar..
 

mplutodh1

Monkey
Nov 27, 2002
744
0
Sammamish, WA
I'm not so sure... I saw it opening night - it was decent in my book. Softcore porn scenes just got old - either go for the whole thing or cut it out, needed more action - last scene though kicked butt.