Mid life crisis thread
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Dude, get out of LA for a bit. Do the RM couch tour for a while, ride some new trails, drop in to an open jam night at some bar you've never been before. Hit your reset button. Play.
pee in someones mouth while their sleeping, jump though a skylight onto a entertainment center. start a waterballoon fight with sxe vegans and fill the balloons with beer, cigarette butts and chewed up hotdogs.
get a small rv and travel. nothing better than a moble bong and bang a babe cave. cold beer always just a few steps away, carrys all your toys. camp where ever you pull over and park
I retired at 48. I realized I had maxed out my earning potential. Career change only meant I would be miserable somewhere else. I didn't need the money either. I have since dedicated my life to the attainment of waffles and petite young women with small boobs. So far so good.
You can always join a bike gang.
Seriously, you are starting to see cracks in the Matrix but I suspect a correction is near.
Seriously, you are starting to see cracks in the Matrix but I suspect a correction is near.
I assume you do not share your waffles with the petite women less they become not so petite.
You should also buy them large fake boobs, and eat waffles in front of them.
Maple syrup dispensing boobs.
Actually why not have one maple syrup boob and another one dispense whipped cream.
I understand this technology does not exist yet, but if you are implanting large do-dads might as well make them fun and functional.
My inability to maintain a relationship any longer then 2 months takes care of that. The brutal nature of my personality takes care of everything else.... I have always found that women with fake boobs are missing something in their lives. Mainly my money. Which is mine...... Mine not as in the bongcave but as is mine, not yours. Boobs seem to get confused on that point.
wtf is a mid-life crisis? i've lived like i'm in my mid-20s since my mid-20s.
So boobs are the answer! I'm hearing that you should get a boob-job. Problem solved!
Or... just combine all above advice: take a break if you can afford to, find some hotties, ride bikes/play outside, and let your brain reset. If I could afford to, that's what I would do! I just take unpaid time off right now because desk jockying sucks and I need to play. It's not perfect, but it works for now!
Or... just combine all above advice: take a break if you can afford to, find some hotties, ride bikes/play outside, and let your brain reset. If I could afford to, that's what I would do! I just take unpaid time off right now because desk jockying sucks and I need to play. It's not perfect, but it works for now!
Mike Patton disapproves of the lack of FNM in this thread.
You should consider digging a boob cave, or like SB24 recommended just get your own implants..
I just spent 3 months trying to get rid of my Moobs. Thanks for noticing ya bastard!
Small boobs are great on their own but the fact that they stand up over time make them even better. Nice Big boobs are fleeting, itty bitty titties can last a long time. Little'uns win out if you integrate quality over time.
Bourbon and Hashish time should be quiet time.
Quiet time -> B + H -> Quiet time
!Quiet time -> B + H -> Quiet time
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At 32, I took up karate. At 34, I took up mountain biking. At 55, I still do both. The wife and I do all sorts of things together, and when we travel, we try and have some place to stay for free, or for little money. She makes more than I do, and I'm OK with that. This allows us to do things, like own a home, and travel. We also have nice toys to play with.
Get out and play in the wild. Take a sabbatical. Get away from everything and reboot.
Get out and play in the wild. Take a sabbatical. Get away from everything and reboot.
Went to grad school full time at 37 years old for no real professional reason. Lived on a boat while I did it.
That is what I wanted to see.
Wait, are you suggesting Mandown should get breast implants ? That certainly would be a way to make new friends. And those new glass cutters will open doors that otherwise would remain closed to him.
Pure genius skibunny.
soo...jimmydean your gender?
Who said anything about changing gender ? I think skibunny meant just getting a boob job, nothing about rearranging the plumbing.
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Hottest dude ever.
mike patton should quit sniffing his shit and saying it smells better than roses.
watch this season of big brother and pick out the caitlyn....
Whatever floats your boat.. that would certainly be a change in life direction! Will you go for dudes, Caitlyns, or lesbians?
FTFY
I don't know who that is, but I'm going to go ahead and assume I should't google her from work.
