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jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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My last meeting just ran over by 10 fucking min. Now there is no time for me to go into town to get lunch. Babybels and cheese chips until 3:30 it is. Good thing I had 5 sausage patties and 2 hard boiled eggs for breakfast. That will hold me over. Fucking old people. My Outlook alert popped up bold LUNCH and they kept on talking.
in today's episode of "Stoney's Adventures in Flyover Country"
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Advice I saw the other day: The keto diet is a great way to get shredded in your 20s and 30s, and dead in your 40s.
I have other, better, healthier stuff at home, but my limited access to cold storage makes it particularly hard right now. I also have a nutritionist, which most keto diet partakers do not. They are tracking my total nutrient intake as well, so my diet gets manipulated accordingly.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
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27,044
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I have other, better, healthier stuff at home, but my limited access to cold storage makes it particularly hard right now. I also have a nutritionist, which most keto diet partakers do not. They are tracking my total nutrient intake as well, so my diet gets manipulated accordingly.
you could probably get work to pay for this:

https://www.amazon.com/Coleman-PowerChill-Portable-Thermoelectric-Cooler/dp/B0083F8YZC/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Coleman+Cooler|+40-Quart+Portable+Cooler+|+Iceless+Electric+Cooler+with+cooling+technology+up+to+40°F+for+Picnics,+BBQs,+camping,+tailgates+and+Outdoors&qid=1559151757&s=sporting-goods&sr=1-1-catcorr
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
24,918
16,506
where the trails are
40 qt? Jesus even Stoney can't eat that much cheese every day.
I have an insulated lunch pack/bag that keeps shit ice cold all day with an ice pack. $20. Boomshakalaka.
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
Just got done with doctor appointment for migraines.....

Got new meds.....

And oxygen. If I start into a migraine I am now told to run the oxygen at 15 liters and huff away for 20 minutes.......

Good times
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
24,918
16,506
where the trails are
Just got done with doctor appointment for migraines.....

Got new meds.....

And oxygen. If I start into a migraine I am now told to run the oxygen at 15 liters and huff away for 20 minutes.......

Good times
I have a friend with a cabin in Alma, CO, damn near 11k'. They have oxygen generators in the bedrooms for guest. It's like you have so little oxygen your body is afraid to fall asleep. Definitely helps.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,107
15,187
Portland, OR
I still toy with the idea of converting one of these into the ghetto swamp cooler I have now. Combine the radiator/fan setup with electric cooling. Add a couple freezer blocks and a gallon of water and it could be near infinite cooling!
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
jesus fuck, eat food and exercise. nutritionist my ass.
What @SkaredShtles said. I get 20 carbs per day. There are massive nutritional gaps in my diet that are being tracked and filled by the nutritionist. Fruits and vegetables are awesome! And I can't eat most because they contain too much net carbs. A small handful of raspberries is 25% of my daily carb intake. A fucking banana, which isn't very sweet, is 5 carbs over for the day. A whole bunch of the random, tropical fruits I could eat have specific compounds that can cause specific side effects to my meds, like more kidney stones.

This is the stuff that she is tracking and isolating out of my diet. A normal keto diet would not help me. I have had to start eating foods that I specifically dislike, because it fills a very specific aspect of my dietary needs.
 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
I have a friend with a cabin in Alma, CO, damn near 11k'. They have oxygen generators in the bedrooms for guest. It's like you have so little oxygen your body is afraid to fall asleep. Definitely helps.
True.....

Speaking of altitude..... something that helps combat hypoxia.... and dont laugh, I have so e in my pack...... viagra.