[kizzi77]

and a little scary at the same time:

http://www.microwrestling.com/

 

[PatBranch]

Is he mooning that guy right in front on his face?

 

[valve bouncer]

If they were tranny midget amputees it'd be much better.

 

[DRB]

Is that BS getting the midget moonpie?

 

[riverside73]

I had a midget roommate for a year in college. And that little bastid could suck more beer and drugs into his little body than most normal sized people I knew.

We lived on a busy street, and on Friday afternoons in the summer there usually was a beer drinking gathering on our front porch. Midgets name was Bob. One particular Friday he got real wasted early, we talked him into lying on the sidewalk, threw a bunch of empty beer cans around him, and then stood there poking him with a stick. One of my other roomates was behind a tree video taping the looks on people's faces as they drove by.

This was like 10 years ago. We all still get together every now and then and that video gets brought out. I laugh so hard it makes me cry every time I see it!

 

[stinkyboy]

Did someone say drunk midget karate master?

http://www.mrdudeman.com/media_pages/the_drunk_midget_karate_master.php

 

[Full Trucker]

Just in case any of you needed a midget for a special occasion...

http://www.rentamidget.com/

 

[kizzi77]

I had a midget roommate for a year in college. And that little bastid could suck more beer and drugs into his little body than most normal sized people I knew.

We lived on a busy street, and on Friday afternoons in the summer there usually was a beer drinking gathering on our front porch. Midgets name was Bob. One particular Friday he got real wasted early, we talked him into lying on the sidewalk, threw a bunch of empty beer cans around him, and then stood there poking him with a stick. One of my other roomates was behind a tree video taping the looks on people's faces as they drove by.

This was like 10 years ago. We all still get together every now and then and that video gets brought out. I laugh so hard it makes me cry every time I see it!

Man, I wish you had that video and could post it!!! The mental image is great, though!!!

 

[Tenchiro]

I had a midget roommate for a year in college. And that little bastid could suck more beer and drugs into his little body than most normal sized people I knew.

We lived on a busy street, and on Friday afternoons in the summer there usually was a beer drinking gathering on our front porch. Midgets name was Bob. One particular Friday he got real wasted early, we talked him into lying on the sidewalk, threw a bunch of empty beer cans around him, and then stood there poking him with a stick. One of my other roomates was behind a tree video taping the looks on people's faces as they drove by.

This was like 10 years ago. We all still get together every now and then and that video gets brought out. I laugh so hard it makes me cry every time I see it!

You're going to post that online right?

 

[stinkyboy]

"Kill me now!"

 

[riverside73]

You're going to post that online right?

Wish I had it. I'll see what I can do to get it. If I do I will need some help converting it from tape.

 

[partsbara]

so we can t have a thread titled 'edward 40 hands' but the title 'midgets are funny' is ok...

cool by me

 

[Serial Midget]

Yeah - drunk midgets rock.