[stinkyboy]

Possession of Cocaine (in more than one package = intent to deliver) and a freakin' DUI net 24 hours of county time. WTF!!!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iLwn7Fppvms0LOrP6HmZOAOuR9WgD8T0SSO80

 

[MikeD]

He's just never been the same since the release of Punch*out.

 

[deadatbirth]

Possession of Cocaine (in more than one package = intent to deliver) and a freakin' DUI net 24 hours of county time. WTF!!!

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iLwn7Fppvms0LOrP6HmZOAOuR9WgD8T0SSO80

dont forget about 3 years probation....cause thats what every other person would get right?
I mean do you think Vick will serve that much time? Or OJ?

 

[jimmydean]

I think the other inmates were too scared, so they had to release him into the wild.

 

[deadatbirth]

I think the other inmates were too scared, so they had to release him into the wild.

he did tell a reporter he was going to eat his children alive and that he would "f*ck you till you love me white boy."
i use that catch phrase picking up the ladies by substituting white boy for white girl, but it usually gets me a evil stare or the cops called on me.

 

[ire]

He's just never been the same since the release of Punch*out.

the 8-bit glory went straight to his head

 

[Jeremy R]

he did tell a reporter he was going to eat his children alive and that he would "f*ck you till you love me white boy."
i use that catch phrase picking up the ladies by substituting white boy for white girl, but it usually gets me a evil stare or the cops called on me.

My favorite one was when a rude female reporter kept on interrupting him, and he stopped, looked directly at her and said,
"Are we gonna fornicate?"
She paused and after the shock wore off she said "No."
He said, "Well, I only talk to females that I am going to fornicate with so either be quiet or well.....you know....."

 

[deadatbirth]

My favorite one was when a rude female reporter kept on interrupting him, and he stopped, looked directly at her and said,
"Are we gonna fornicate?"
She paused and after the shock wore off she said "No."
He said, "Well, I only talk to females that I am going to fornicate with so either be quiet or well.....you know....."

that was great....that was before he went off the reservation and got the face tattoo and his career went down the porta john

 

[OrthoPT]

If he can get Lindsey Lohan's Attorney, he'll be set.

 

[deadatbirth]

If he can get Lindsey Lohan's Attorney, he'll be set.

he's already set....24 hours in jail and 3 years probation.
he might get out early on the 24 hours if he has good behavior.

 

[deadatbirth]

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