Military (past & present) Monkey's
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guess not then huh? I'm sure you would have been fragged anyhow.
I love how certain people always turn these threads into e-dick swinging contests.
Motion before the committee to
I'm digging this thread. Lots of menkehs I didn't know did time for Onkel Cletus...kewl.
I'm assuming part of your training included electronic communications oppression.:biggrin:
So approve.....
So no Infantry around here eh? BS sounds like you got to do all the fun ****, minus the suck factor.
i was a cub scout in '83 troop 315
Exactly. I mean, there's always some "suck factor" but by and large I couldnt have dreamed it any better. Although Im glad as hell to be out.
Maybe the grunts just keep mum on the Internet...hmmm...
'cept me
hey BS, did you have to "field day" much? that's one of the main reasons i got out. i was tired of 4am floor waxing sessions just to fail the inspection at 6am and have to start all over again :mumble:
and i'm not talking about parris island either, this was in the fleet.
and i'm not talking about parris island either, this was in the fleet.
eh, not really alot. not like I saw the grunts doing anyway. Alot of the time I would just leave and no one would know or care because I wasnt in a squad or anything. I spent alot of time attached to base HQ too, so even when i did, it was pretty lax.
Now, in boot and MOS school yeah, of course, but everyone did that.
You should have been in the Air Force... they have contractors to do the grunt work of the E1 - E3's... and they refer to officers as 'dude' and 'man'....
Navy Ceremonial Honor Guard, Washington D.C. 2000-2002
Navy Seabees, Gulfport MS 2002-2004
USAF Civilian OPSEC PM Hawaii, current.
Navy Seabees, Gulfport MS 2002-2004
USAF Civilian OPSEC PM Hawaii, current.
You can guess not.
To frag someone, it must be possible to sneak up on them. Good luck with that.
I would wager most 11Bs are either in the sandboxes, or can't read.
Sure thing Rambo.
I'm sure you have no need for a fly swatter either because chopsticks are just as effective for a killing machine of your caliber.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT STILL IN THE ARMED FORCES, THE WORLD NEEDS MEN LIKE YOU!!! HOW COULD THEY LET YOU GO???
I've decided you spent your military service fighting the coffee and vending machine. Neither of which you probably ever figured out.
Yeah, gotta love contractors...but jealousy will only get you so far...You should have been in the Air Force... they have contractors to do the grunt work of the E1 - E3's... and they refer to officers as 'dude' and 'man'....
In the Navy they call their officers "Sweetiepants" and "Honey Buns"
You're funny. Stay that way, ok?
Sure thing Rambo.
I'm sure you have no need for a fly swatter either because chopsticks are just as effective for a killing machine of your caliber.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT STILL IN THE ARMED FORCES, THE WORLD NEEDS MEN LIKE YOU!!! HOW COULD THEY LET YOU GO???
Yeah I suspect cleaning their toilets at Pope while they went off to carry the load would get annoying for someone who has a problem getting a coffee machine to work. But then again cleaning the toilets with the wet end in your hands was probably tough as well. How long did it take to figure out the mop?
Actually, if they are 11B, they are probably lost somewhere, with a map, in a swamp.
I'm a Marine, CPL-type. Machine gunner by trade. Been in since 04. Getting out I don't know when. We'll see how many more schools I get screwed out of in the next year, then I'll decide.
Don't you have a landmine field to clear??
Air Force
1997-2001
had a line number for Sergeant, but got out (good timing, eh?)
Security Forces
Guarded nukes in Wyoming
Guarded General Jumper and VIPs in Germany.
Got sent to Paris (yeah, I know, tough gig), London, Luxembourg, and Bucharest.
All I got was a lousy beret.
No, this isn't me, this is after I was in the same unit:
I do know these guys:
1997-2001
had a line number for Sergeant, but got out (good timing, eh?)
Security Forces
Guarded nukes in Wyoming
Guarded General Jumper and VIPs in Germany.
Got sent to Paris (yeah, I know, tough gig), London, Luxembourg, and Bucharest.
All I got was a lousy beret.
No, this isn't me, this is after I was in the same unit:
I do know these guys:
I was told that if my mother was strapped to the nuke, I would have to shoot her.
so, we were a bit more brutal (to quote Dethklock)
so, we were a bit more brutal (to quote Dethklock)
I hated PRP.
You'd get in trouble if you had NYQUIL in your room during an inspection.
You'd get in trouble if you had NYQUIL in your room during an inspection.
Yeah, honestly I cant say it really broke my heart not to get certified, although I ended up in the armpit, no, the 'taint, of California because of it...
We got in trouble if we didn't have beer in our fridge.