[AngryMetalsmith]

Thank you, and yes, I know, it is shocking! I left when I couldn't handle the whispers... I was a single mom who was dating. By Catholic Chrurch standards, that reads, "corrupted human specimen and was not worthy of being a role model for children." It all worked out for the best. I'm happy in my heathen ways!

Letting go of the guilt and shame that is taught to us by the church is a mighty empowering experience is it not ?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Rep denied.

Can someone hit skibunny up with some rep for me ?

 

[mandown]

Rep denied.

Can someone hit skibunny up with some rep for me ?

done

 

[skibunny24]

Letting go of the guilt and shame that is taught to us by the church is a mighty empowering experience is it not ?

Good God yes!!!!

 

[Adventurous]

I just tried to ask a pregnant friend if she was ready for the little "bugger" to get out of her but had my right hand shifted one key to the right. Racist!

 

[FSM]

Good God yes!!!!

You're welcome!

 

[slyfink]

I just tried to ask a pregnant friend if she was ready for the little "bugger" to get out of her but had my right hand shifted one key to the right. Racist!

that reminds me of a speech-to-text fail I thankfully caught before sending off what would have been a really bad text message. We were getting ready to head out for a cool fall ride and my buddy texted me to ask what to wear (he hadn't been out in the fall before). I responded i was going to wear my knicker-bibs with knee high socks (ski socks). Speech to text thought I'd said n***er babes with knee high socks. TBH, I was a little shocked, I thought google would have removed hate terms from it's database. And it's not something that my predictive typing would have "learned" either... it's not really in my vocabulary.

 

[boostindoubles]

we are excrement and can change ourselves into gold

 

[jdcamb]

we are excrement and can change ourselves into gold

I for one hope the frogs were harmed during the production of this fabulous video. Thanks for sharing.....

 

[boostindoubles]

I for one hope the frogs were harmed during the production of this fabulous video. Thanks for sharing.....

Those Spanish frogs deserved it that's for sure.

 

[jdcamb]

Those Spanish frogs deserved it that's for sure.

Mexican frogs are pure evil....

 

[boostindoubles]

Mexican frogs are pure evil....

Those Mexicans were lizards and the frogs showed up in boats.

 

[jdcamb]

Those Mexicans were lizards and the frogs showed up in boats.

Cortez metaphor. I didn't catch that....

 

[jstuhlman]

I'll take your Sleep vid and raise you a brief portion of one of five parts of matthew barney's art flick cremaster series. bonus points for agnostic front/murphy's law appearances.

 

[mandown]

People still use "Reply All" for things that don't need "Reply All" sending.

 

[skibunny24]

People still use "Reply All" for things that don't need "Reply All" sending.

"Thanks!:

amiright?

 

[mandown]

"Thanks!:

amiright?

We just had a 20,000 recipient email go out in error. Everybody hit reply all. Choked the inbox. Created a rule to move the subject to the trash bin.

 

[skibunny24]

We just had a 20,000 recipient email go out in error. Everybody hit reply all. Choked the inbox. Created a rule to move the subject to the trash bin.

Wow. THAT'S not winning! Lol!

 

[Jm_]

People still use "Reply All" for things that don't need "Reply All" sending.

It's not the mofo that replied all, it's always the a$$hole that has to reply all to TELL everyone else to not reply all, rather than just letting it die.

 

[mandown]

It's not the mofo that replied all, it's always the a$$hole that has to reply all to TELL everyone else to not reply all, rather than just letting it die.

Yup. Those guys too.

 

[skibunny24]

Just finished this article about the end of the West Coast. We learned about this in high school/college and all, but with newer info, there is so much more to it than we learned. Mind blown. Gluing my family to my side!! I live East of I-5, but work West of it... I sure hope it doesn't hit while I'm here!

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

 

[mandown]

"i" before "e" except after "c."

weird science

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[Pesqueeb]

http://www.nasa.gov/keplerbriefing0723

 

[mandown]

I came into work today.

 

[jonKranked]

Just finished this article about the end of the West Coast. We learned about this in high school/college and all, but with newer info, there is so much more to it than we learned. Mind blown. Gluing my family to my side!! I live East of I-5, but work West of it... I sure hope it doesn't hit while I'm here!

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

maybe perhaps it's time to move?

 

[Nick]

maybe perhaps it's time to move?

Detroit. 3bed/1bath, 869sq.ft w/garage ... $200!

 

[skibunny24]

$200? I'll pay in cash then! I'd love to move... Just a tad further NE... Like... the mountains... I like those! I'd be happy in this situation as well. It worked great for me until I got knocked up:

Although, I don't know where I'd store our 8 bikes.... times have changed!

 

[Wumpus]

This is as good a thread as any.

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/western-wildfires/when-you-gotta-go-you-gotta-go-pooping-cyclist-blamed-n397556?cid=sm_fb


Pooping Cyclist Blamed for Idaho Wildfire

That's one expensive pit stop.

Authorities say a cyclist will be fined and could have to pay the full cost of extinguishing a 73-acre fire he inadvertently set in the foothills of Boise, Idaho, when he tried to burn his toilet paper after, well, relieving himself in a ravine Wednesday.

 

[jdcamb]

Detroit. 3bed/1bath, 869sq.ft w/garage ... $200!

Looks like my Grandmas old house.

 

[oldfart]

gays have right to misery known as marriage/divorce in all 50 states.

The shortest sentence in the English language: I am.

The longest sentence: I do.

You heard about the new divorced Barbie? Comes with all of Kens shit.

 

[mandown]

monkey selfie copyright issue.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/08/opinion/cevallos-monkey-selfie-copyright/

have you seen macaque?

also, that auto correct recognizes "selfie" as a word... and that my iPhone will correct Motley Crue and Motorhead to add umlauts.

 

[skibunny24]

WHAT?!
The 'world's first unstealable bike' goes into production
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/05/tech/yerka-unstealable-bike/index.html

 

[Wumpus]

More along the lines of "I just don't get it."

BASE jumper connects parachute to his flesh

 

[skibunny24]

More along the lines of "I just don't get it."

BASE jumper connects parachute to his flesh

This: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
And this:
- WHY?

- WHY?

- WHY?

- WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

 

[mandown]

This: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
And this:
- WHY?

- WHY?

- WHY?

- WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?

Right? BASE jumping is just silly.

I could respond to the hook part but nobody here would be influenced to see it my way

 

[mandown]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/michellerial/does-walking-into-a-bookstore-make-you-want-to-poop#.idap8kgQw

 

[skibunny24]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/michellerial/does-walking-into-a-bookstore-make-you-want-to-poop#.idap8kgQw

Constipated? Open up a book and inhaaaaaallllleeee!!!!

 

[mandown]

Constipated? Open up a book and inhaaaaaallllleeee!!!!

open a what?

 

[skibunny24]

open a what?

Did you not read the article?