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ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
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Lima, Peru, Peru
Unless I go to a coworkers funeral, I will never have to wear a suit or tie for work ever again. Good riddance!
nobody wears suits for work anymore... unless you are japanese or a lawyer/banker/consultant or any other job where 3/4s of the work is just getting selected to do the job.
 

mandown

Poopdeck Repost
Jun 1, 2004
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9,126
Transylvania 90210
Just figured out how to save my CPU from overloading in Maschine 2.0 by bouncing multiple tracks to a single audio file as a sample, then loading samples into Kontakt which is then played as a plug-in in Maschine. Bonus points: the Kontakt player will time-stretch in real time and pitch adjust if I trigger the samples north or south of C3.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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8,769
Nowhere Man!
Just figured out how to save my CPU from overloading in Maschine 2.0 by bouncing multiple tracks to a single audio file as a sample, then loading samples into Kontakt which is then played as a plug-in in Maschine. Bonus points: the Kontakt player will time-stretch in real time and pitch adjust if I trigger the samples north or south of C3.
Wizard....
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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22,042
Sleazattle
Or a solid sphere, but even that has a near side and a far side...
Mathematically speaking a Möbius can be described as a volume-less surface where opposing sides of the surface can be connected by a line transformed to said surface via a continuous function.

Any solid not only has volume but opposite sides of the surface can only be linked via a singularity.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
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Nowhere Man!
Mathematically speaking a Möbius can be described as a volume-less surface where opposing sides of the surface can be connected by a line transformed to said surface via a continuous function.

Any solid not only has volume but opposite sides of the surface can only be linked via a singularity.
Then explain why when you take a pee. Some of the bubbles produced in the toilet water are bigger then the others?
 
Mathematically speaking a Möbius can be described as a volume-less surface where opposing sides of the surface can be connected by a line transformed to said surface via a continuous function.

Any solid not only has volume but opposite sides of the surface can only be linked via a singularity.
So if you give it the least volume it changes from a Mobius strip to a torus... Never understood that until now.

and @jdcamb, because orange juice.