[N8 v2.0]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080329/ap_on_fe_st/pastor_strip_club

Police say a pastor who was reported missing from his home in western New York has been found at an Ohio strip club.

 

[DRB]

And they found his son as well

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080329/ap_on_fe_st/odd_trashed_man;_ylt=AgSnNWvDdSyZANbChdN_c58uQE4F

William M. Bowen woke up after a night of drinking with friends and realized he was inside a commercial trash-collection truck full of waste.

 

[skinny mike]

And they found his son as well

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080329/ap_on_fe_st/odd_trashed_man;_ylt=AgSnNWvDdSyZANbChdN_c58uQE4F

i have a friend named will bowen up here.

 

[N8 v2.0]

Who's from Ohio, ... ohio..???



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table...

 

[$tinkle]

a quick-thinking reverend would have claimed to be converting the poor lost souls.

explaining all the singles jammed in his ass would be a bit trickier.

 

[DRB]

Who's from Ohio, ... ohio..???



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343031,00.html

Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.

hell of a way to get a nooner....

 

[$tinkle]

^^^ maybe he thought it was a bike.

also, if he's going to have to register as a sex-offender due to the proximity to a school, this got me to thinking......

if my daughter is homeschoolled & i get caught by my wife ("accidentally", of course) doing lewd acts, do i have to register as well?

 

[jimmydean]

He told his wife he was going to Best Buy.

 

[FriedRys]

The wife must be a wonder in the rack if a picnic table is more appealing.

 

[ohio]

Hey, the picnic table loves me for ME.

 

[Dartman]

And they found his son as well

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080329/ap_on_fe_st/odd_trashed_man;_ylt=AgSnNWvDdSyZANbChdN_c58uQE4F

"Oh would ya look at that. They've gone and thrown away a perfectly good white boy."

 

[X3pilot]

^^^ maybe he thought it was a bike.

also, if he's going to have to register as a sex-offender due to the proximity to a school, this got me to thinking......

if my daughter is homeschoolled & i get caught by my wife ("accidentally", of course) doing lewd acts, do i have to register as well?

Do you have a picnic table?

 

[$tinkle]

Do you have a picnic table?

ping pong table.

i've invited VB & kidwoo to play mixed doubles, but they'll have none of it yet.

 

[valve bouncer]

ping pong table.

i've invited VB & kidwoo to play mixed doubles, but they'll have none of it yet.

But I don't even have a paddle....oohhh.irate2: