I am definitely drunk right now, and I feel like bragging cuz I totally got a cute girl's phone number tonite. What's even more weird is that I know her older brother, cuz he and I went to high school together. That is all. Now it's time to pass out. Peace.
Mmmm... tastes like a girl's phone number
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You cant fuk a phonenumber.
Post her phone number so we can confirm your story.
Dude she gives it to everyone.....867-5309
So how long are you gonna wait before you call it? You never know which rulebook she goes by 
Way back when, when I was interested in a girl and got her #, I'd call the next day if I were interested in her. Always worked for meEcho said:So how long are you gonna wait before you call it? You never know which rulebook she goes by
He is drunk who is to say the girl is even cute at alldexterq20 said:
Damn funny. Made me spit my coffee. hahaKevin said:
Who is too say it was a girl?Broken_Spoke said:
Omg Benzor U R Sooo Off Tha Siktor Omg A Fone Number!!!!11!!!!!!
The Kadvang said:Omg Benzor U R Sooo Off Tha Siktor Omg A Fone Number!!!!11!!!!!!
WERD DAWG!
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I hope he woke up in the middle of the night and called her like the dude in the stupid ass cell phone commercial.
allright ben
Damn you Tommy Two-Tone!!!Brian HCM#1 said:Dude she gives it to everyone.....867-5309
Ben just got really drunk at a bar, the cute bartender gave him the number for a local cab company, being very drunk he thought it was her's, and then he stumbled home to come brag on the internet. Little does he know when he calls some guy named Hamid is going to answer and ask where he needs to be picked up at.
hahaha holy **** thats funnyCurb Hucker said:
haha nice....
u call her?
u call her?
good job
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Ben, do you live in IV? If so you should be getting a new "number" ( ) at least once a week if you catch my drift. Let me give you soem advice though whenever you "talk on the phone" with IV girls wear a condom!!!
Did I ever tell you the story of my Valentines day in IV a few years ago? Let's just say I ended up in the bushes passed out...and not alone...
I had three different Valentines all in 24hrs that year . Dem's were the days...
) at least once a week if you catch my drift. Let me give you soem advice though whenever you "talk on the phone" with IV girls wear a condom!!! Did I ever tell you the story of my Valentines day in IV a few years ago? Let's just say I ended up in the bushes passed out...and not alone...
I had three different Valentines all in 24hrs that year
. Dem's were the days...
wow...
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make sure you get her drunk so she'll put out at the end of the night :evil:dexterq20 said:
ink:Nope, wanna enlighten me? Or would a PM be more appropriate?punkassean said:
You have much to learn, young grasshopper. Besides, why would I take advice from a kid in Utah?korked7 said:make sure you get her drunk so she'll put out at the end of the night :evil:
dexterq20 said:Nope, wanna enlighten me? Or would a PM be more appropriate?
You have much to learn, young grasshopper. Besides, why would I take advice from a kid in Utah?
werd, they dont even get real alcohol in utah. All the women are mormon, maybe a roofie would be more effective?
dexterq20 said:Nope, wanna enlighten me? Or would a PM be more appropriate?
You have much to learn, young grasshopper. Besides, why would I take advice from a kid in Utah?
you had to bust out the fact that im from utah didnt youBwahahaha, I never miss an opportunity to make fun of the state of Utah.korked7 said:
Our men's b-ball team actually played Utah State last night, and we got our asses handed to us. It was bad. But good lord, our fans had a helluva lotta fun making fun of the Mormons who were destroying our b-ball team.
HAHA yea... mormons=crazy... some friends and I went to the BYU campus in Provo.... man o man. sayin filthy **** to girls was never so fun
Mmm. Attendance was what, 1,879? I don't think I want to go to USU next year...dexterq20 said:Bwahahaha, I never miss an opportunity to make fun of the state of Utah.
Our men's b-ball team actually played Utah State last night, and we got our asses handed to us. It was bad. But good lord, our fans had a helluva lotta fun making fun of the Mormons who were destroying our b-ball team.
Last night I told a really Mormon kid at a party that word around the office was that he had a fat cock...he gave me the most shocked look I've ever seen.korked7 said:
Curb Hucker said:
this thread is gooddddddddd.... we need more drunken
I grew up here so IV isn't new to me. It's really way old to me
I use to call it H.I.V for a reason, the school is one of the most STD infested ones. There are some scary numbers out there that came up about how many people are dirty there. It was bad at one point, like 3 dirty to 1 normal. I always thought it was funny though calling it H.I.V because of that.
I had many good nights out there, only a few sucky ones but you take the good with the bad I went to IV alot in high school and once we got out it was like IV sucks. When you grow up here it isn't the same as kids who travel here for school etc.....
Oh well............have fun! Just hope she looked as good as you said or you really need to take off the beer goggles.
I use to call it H.I.V for a reason, the school is one of the most STD infested ones. There are some scary numbers out there that came up about how many people are dirty there. It was bad at one point, like 3 dirty to 1 normal. I always thought it was funny though calling it H.I.V because of that.
I had many good nights out there, only a few sucky ones but you take the good with the bad
I went to IV alot in high school and once we got out it was like IV sucks. When you grow up here it isn't the same as kids who travel here for school etc..... Oh well............have fun! Just hope she looked as good as you said or you really need to take off the beer goggles.
norkamlly its alittlew more forcefull.mirage542 said:
You told me that too... slut.xbluethunderx said:Last night I told a really Mormon kid at a party that word around the office was that he had a fat cock...he gave me the most shocked look I've ever seen.
Just like your bike... If your going somewhere wet and nasty you better cover it up.Spunger said:I grew up here so IV isn't new to me. It's really way old to me
I use to call it H.I.V for a reason, the school is one of the most STD infested ones. There are some scary numbers out there that came up about how many people are dirty there. It was bad at one point, like 3 dirty to 1 normal. I always thought it was funny though calling it H.I.V because of that.
I had many good nights out there, only a few sucky ones but you take the good with the bad
Oh well............have fun! Just hope she looked as good as you said or you really need to take off the beer goggles.