mmmm... wilfs
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i desparately want to make love to a schoolboy
What's the difference between a priest and acne?LordOpie said:
Unless someone posts the answer, maybe we should do this one by pm.
Heh.reflux said:
Yes, probably PM is the best way to handle that one
reflux said:
Please pm me the answer....I have a feeling I'm gonna love this one...
dh girlie said:
U R sucha PERV!
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N8 said:
Why? Is this a well known joke or something? Is it obvious and I'm missing it?????
PM's sent [by a confirmed catholic, so please refrain from calling me a heathen].
Yes its obvious and well known. Good joke though.
LordOpie said:priest cxms on a kid's face, acne comes out of a kid's face?
..nice....
i like girls/women.LordOpie said:
My GF and I were in Rite-aid buying shaving cream and we saw a depilatory cream for men called (I swear to God) "Nad's for Men." (from Australia, naturally.) We both laughed so hard several old women came up asking what was so funny...even they proceeded to have a chuckle at that one.
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pass it over here Lisadh girlie said:
hahaha that's awesome.MikeD said:
seriously, there's no way possible that name is by accident too.Skookum said:
Hey, last week they had 'crack creme' in stock, too (for your cracking feet, of course)...and the guy we were in line behind was joking to the cashier about how Spongebob marketing would be hitting condoms soon, at which point Steph said very quietly, "wouldn't they just use a sponge??"
We have fun at rite-aid.
MD
We have fun at rite-aid.
MD
Hehe, speaking of profos and retail stores. One night while bored a few years back, some friends and I found a list of 10 fun things to do at Wal-Mart. So, the sober one drove us there and we must've spent a good hour walking around peoples' carts and throwing in a few packs of profos. Btw, congrats on the job Mike.MikeD said:
My roomate used to love to sneak KY, anusol, etc... into my basket when we would go to the grocery store together - every now and then he'd make it extra special and toss a body building mag or something similar in with the KY - so I'd feel like a complete f*g (not that there's anything wrong with that mind you) when I got to the register.
Thats funnys1ngletrack said:
POST TOP TEN!!!!reflux said:
mmmmmmmmm???????????????????
im going to leave this thread alone
but the nads thing is funny
im going to leave this thread alone
but the nads thing is funny
hahahhahahareflux said:
what do you think the chances are of a girl like me and a guy like you ending up together????reflux said:
Ugh.LordOpie said:
Dude - Dumb and Dumber is a timeless classic.
A little delayed reaction? Farkin' Mondays...LordOpie said:
Dude, I wish I still had it. I tried google and it gave a couple good ones. My two favs: coordinate all of the alarm clocks to go off at the same time, and pretend that you (if you're a dude) and your girl are breakign up in the middle of the store.downhillzeypher said:
Hehe, you'll have to excuse my friend... he's a little slow...zod said:what do you think the chances are of a girl like me and a guy like you ending up together????
s1ngletrack said:
One of the best comedies ever........... followed closely by KingPin :dancing:
Don't you mean Milfs ... 
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Man, Dumb and Dumber is one of the funniest movies, ever.
Oh, and acne waits until a boy hits puberty to come on his face.
Oh, and acne waits until a boy hits puberty to come on his face.
gg=gray geriatric?LordOpie said:
reflux said:
great grandmother?
acne doesn't come on ur face until ur 13... i heard that joke about michael jackson hehe