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MMMMMM.... Orgamic Chocolate...!

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Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
Chocs to give you orgasm
The Sun UK

CHOCOLATE bars that help men and women orgasm are on the way, a sex expert predicted yesterday.

They will contain high levels of a chemical the body releases during sex.

Dr Trudy Barber said: “The chocolate is a concept that might be something you could take instead of Viagra.”

Bars of chocolate currently on sale, like the one pictured, have up to 660mg of the sex chemical phenyl ethylamine.

It is related to dopamine and adrenalin — substances which heighten bodily sensations.

The new bars would contain far higher levels after it was found to give an orgasm-like high without having sex.

Dr Barber, a specialist in internet sex, told the European Federation of Sexology Conference in Brighton the chocs could be available in five years.

She also claimed that robotic prostitutes are set to be developed — and predicted under-the-skin microchips which tell if someone has been unfaithful.

They could record bodily temperature changes, revealing whether partners had been steamy with someone else.

Dr Barber, of the University of Canterbury in Kent, said: “The way we interact sexually with technology is going to change drastically. Some of these ideas are very new and some are at the lab stage.”

SUN GP Dr Carol Cooper said: “The orgasm from chocolate should be as good as a real one. But the sex act burns off calories, so you will gain pleasure and pounds.

“Many women say they feel good after eating chocolate. How will they feel after a bar that tastes great and makes them feel good?”
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
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WHY CANT THEY PUT DOPAMINE in chocolate bars? but they can put other fun stuff in them, oh, thats right, its proably illegal to put coke in candy...
 

iresmoke1

Monkey Flirt
Aug 1, 2001
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I'd have to push the envelope and have sex AND eat the chocolate.
Or melt it down.. and I think you know where I'm going w/ this.

GOD I need to get the hell out of this office.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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this is stupid. It's like that body lotion designed to help men with impotence. You rub it on their member vigorously, it warms up and supposed to make guys hard.

Seriously.

I'm like, WTF? Just about any liquid short of acid would do that. Unless you've got a brown-bagger workin' it and she forgot the bag.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
Originally posted by iresmoke1
I'd have to push the envelope and have sex AND eat the chocolate.
Or melt it down.. and I think you know where I'm going w/ this.

GOD I need to get the hell out of this office.
Perhaps you are unaware that Hersheys Kisses make wonderful improvised pasties.:devil:
 
Jan 7, 2004
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About the prostitute part... I've always thought robotic prostitutes were a good idea. It'll be an interesting world when one can visit an animatronic/robotic whorehouse.

Nobody post a RealDoll link.