[rideit]

You just need to make sure your bikes are all the same color so they don't notice. Black is handy that way.

The problem here...is that she can count.

 

[jdcamb]

The problem here...is that she can count.

You should buy a few more bikes so as to put Her off the trail. If She corners or confronts you. Flippantly tell her your Sugar Mama bought it for you. Might work?

 

[Westy]

The problem here...is that she can count.

I am guessing the real problem is that you tried to hide it.

 

[rideit]

To be fair, if I hadn’t of just wrecked myself, she really wouldn’t have given a shit.
We hadn’t met our deductible yet, though.

 

[Westy]

To be fair, if I hadn’t of just wrecked myself, she really wouldn’t have given a shit.
We hadn’t met our deductible yet, though.

Unrelated events shouldn't change ones opinion on each discrete event.

This is why I am single.

 

[StiHacka]

Unrelated events shouldn't change ones opinion on each discrete event.

This is why I am single.

 

[4xBoy]

Unrelated events shouldn't change ones opinion on each discrete event.

This is why I am single.

I figured you were single cause you talk to people in real life like you talk down to people on the web.

 

[jonKranked]

I figured you were single cause you talk to people in real life like you talk down to people on the web.

i figured he was single because he looks at relationships like business transactions.

 

[4xBoy]

i figured he was single because he looks at relationships like business transactions.

Buying them cab fair is better than buying them a house.

 

[jonKranked]

Buying them cab fair is better than buying them a house.

no, he did the ROI and a fleshlight is cheaper

 

[Toshi]

I figured you were single cause you talk to people in real life like you talk down to people on the web.

I can attest that @Westy is actually quite personable IRL, not the surly persona he dons like a second human skin-suit when online.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I can attest that @Westy is actually quite personable IRL, not the surly persona he dons like a second human skin-suit when online.

Sounds suspicious... you sure it wasn't some sort of personable stand-in that Westy hired to play himself?

 

[Westy]

i figured he was single because he looks at relationships like business transactions.

That is what I was implying, at least looking at a situation logically and not emotionally.

 

[rideit]

I’m good for a few months, the shop is going to build it up and put it on the floor. Bonus, they charged me $500 less than the Rocky National Sales Manager could do for me by just buying it as if I was an employee and not an ‘Ambassador’.
Now I can be an asshole on it!