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Moby: Gay is better than Straight.

DRB

DRB

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Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Techno musician Moby says that if he ever has children, he hopes they’re gay. “They are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people,” the musician says, reports WENN. “I’m straight but I’ve grown up around gay people and gay clubs. They are superior to straight people. If you have a gay child you’re more inclined to be a prouder parent.”
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Well there you have it.
 
JohnE

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Just shows you dont have to be a conservative, GOP jagload to
engage in flinging glittering generalities about. He forgot to mention that they can decorate his house for him, because gays make the best decorators. And hair dressers...
What a jerk.
 
JohnE

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Hey...
Doogie Howser is gay? Thats it, I quit. I officialy resign from the human race. After his performane in "Harold and Kumar" didnt get him an Oscar, I guess he was pretty torn up...
 
H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
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Hmm...

Maybe it's just me, but I think raising your kids to be decent human beings makes them less likely to date rape. Orientation has nothing to do with it.
 
llkoolkeg

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
DRB said:
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Techno musician Moby says that if he ever has children, he hopes they’re gay. “They are less likely to get into a fight and less likely to date rape people,” the musician says, reports WENN. “I’m straight but I’ve grown up around gay people and gay clubs. They are superior to straight people. If you have a gay child you’re more inclined to be a prouder parent.”

Well there you have it.
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Perhaps if he spent one weekend in the great outdoors eating campfire-roasted beef, drinking bourbon and throwing around the football, his testicles might descend...and having a woman plow you with a strap-on while you bite the pillow does not a straight man make. :rolleyes:
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
H8R said:
Hmm...

Maybe it's just me, but I think raising your kids to be decent human beings makes them less likely to date rape. Orientation has nothing to do with it.
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I dunno. I bet its harder to rape a dude, in general.
 
reflux

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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JohnE said:
Hey...
Doogie Howser is gay? Thats it, I quit. I officialy resign from the human race. After his performane in "Harold and Kumar" didnt get him an Oscar, I guess he was pretty torn up...
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:stupid:
I'm in disbelief about teh NPH. Someone please tell me this is some sort of twisted joke, you know, the kind of joke that's not funny.
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
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I think the other problem -- and I'm pretty sure I'm speaking for at least half of all monkeys here -- is that we've modeled our ho-chasing skills after NPH. So, umm, we're confused in a NTTAWWT kind of way.
 
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