[stinkyboy]

I'm shocked by nothing anymore...

 

[BurlyShirley]

She was 12. Not exactly pedo-material.

 

[stinkyboy]

She was 12. Not exactly pedo-material.

Maybe by Oklahoma standards...

 

[H8R]

She was 12. Not exactly pedo-material.

In TN she'd be working the brass pole at the local dive bar.

 

[BurlyShirley]

In TN she'd be working the brass pole at the local dive bar.

She'd be working some kind of pole.

 

[H8R]

Back on topic, what fvcking IDIOT of a parent doesn't notice a MAN under the kids bed??

I go through my kids room all the time. It's WHAT YOU DO as a parent.

 

[Changleen]

Back on topic, what fvcking IDIOT of a parent doesn't notice a MAN under the kids bed??

I go through my kids room all the time. It's WHAT YOU DO as a parent.

Yeah seriously. Like, what about when he needed to take a crap? How can you not notice a extra person in your house?

I blame the lame parent.

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

i thought we were at the apex of mankind genius, i was like "alexander is sad because there are no more worlds left to conquer"... and then came this..

bwhahahaa, what a lying skank!

 

[LordOpie]

Oh! So that's how it's done. Thanks Mr. Newspaper man.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I dont quite understand that illustration. Shouldnt there be drawers behind those handles?

 

[LordOpie]

Mom, There's a Pedophile Under My Bed.

No Jimmy, that's just Father O'Halloran.

 

[H8R]

I dont quite understand that illustration. Shouldnt there be drawers behind those handles?

It's Ikea's "Hidoped" model twin bed, the drawers are fake.

 

[Changleen]

I dont quite understand that illustration. Shouldnt there be drawers behind those handles?

No cum stains on the sheets either, or blood.