Normally I dig other people's dogs, this is a special case. One is a German shepherd puppy. It will probably be a great job once grown up but is so much of a handful now. While in view it is really well behaved, stop looking at it and it will instantly **** and piss while simultaneously eating something it shouldn't while knocking something over. One of those purebred dogs that is awesome at doing it's intended job, I just scratch my head why someone in a suburban family environment would want one. It will never be happy unless it is "worked" every hour of the day.
The other dog is a mutt and is generally well behaved except it demands to climb on top of things like couchea, tables and kitchen counters which is acceptable to his owners. Good dog, bad owners.