We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.
This week I lose all my sick days I don't use but I am too frickin busy to take time off. So I called in sick, did a solid 9 hours of work ,ignored all the bullshit emails, phone calls, meetings and irritating coworkers. Of course all sans pants.
Fat people. There are a lot of fat people in Texas. Fat people are always sweaty. I assume they like living in Texas because it is easier to blend in because everyone's shoes are constantly filling with ball sweat.
walked 8.5 miles today and did 30 minutes of easy spinning on the trainer. Ankle rehab is coming along nicely. Currently beer in hand Ice wraps in place. It burns so good
He's slinging glass figurines and other such collectible baubbles on the internet to subsidize his fun-tirement.
He had a shitty fall last year, including: a literal concussion from a fall on a ride the night before he was to meet rideit and myself for the Beartooth plateau epic high country shuttle
Then he had some necrophiliatic spider bite from a not quite episode of American Pickers which wasn't MRSA but took a few months of ABX to recover from.
And then he was down to SLC for some elective surgery for which he paid out of pocket and got some sweet, sweet opiates...
Lastly he needs to replace the "membrane" on his flat roof commercial space in the Falls of Greatness.
If I recall correctly his OOP //////expenses on the roof will be 3 new crabon bikes-worth (boo...)
I've been breaking his balls about abandoning the poo-fest here and he claims it's not us, it's him and he'll resurface when he's biking more.
TLDR: we've been meeting weekly for early season rides, he had a shitty tail end of 2018 and it's been raining for a week plus which is helping melt snow but not much else...
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