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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
This week I lose all my sick days I don't use but I am too frickin busy to take time off. So I called in sick, did a solid 9 hours of work ,ignored all the bullshit emails, phone calls, meetings and irritating coworkers. Of course all sans pants.

It was kind of awesome.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
Just landed in Houston. 89* and 64% humidity.
why in the FVCK would anyone ever live like this? :dead:

Fat people. There are a lot of fat people in Texas. Fat people are always sweaty. I assume they like living in Texas because it is easier to blend in because everyone's shoes are constantly filling with ball sweat.
 

Serial Midget

Al Bundy
Jun 25, 2002
13,053
1,897
Fort of Rio Grande
The beauty of the Pit is that the acid destroys the evidence, so no need to dig (or so I've heard...)



Yes, the @Serial Midget is doing "fine."

He's slinging glass figurines and other such collectible baubbles on the internet to subsidize his fun-tirement.

He had a shitty fall last year, including: a literal concussion from a fall on a ride the night before he was to meet rideit and myself for the Beartooth plateau epic high country shuttle

Then he had some necrophiliatic spider bite from a not quite episode of American Pickers which wasn't MRSA but took a few months of ABX to recover from.

And then he was down to SLC for some elective surgery for which he paid out of pocket and got some sweet, sweet opiates...

Lastly he needs to replace the "membrane" on his flat roof commercial space in the Falls of Greatness.

If I recall correctly his OOP //////expenses on the roof will be 3 new crabon bikes-worth (boo...)

I've been breaking his balls about abandoning the poo-fest here and he claims it's not us, it's him ;) and he'll resurface when he's biking more.

TLDR: we've been meeting weekly for early season rides, he had a shitty tail end of 2018 and it's been raining for a week plus which is helping melt snow but not much else...
Remarkably accurate except roof (materials only) = 1 crabon bike, HVAC = 3 crabon bikes.