[jimmydean]

Lunchtime Monkeys.

I will say working from home makes lunch moar tasty. I had my usual frozen chimichangas but rather than wrapped in a paper towel, microwaved and served with Taco Bell Fire packets, I pan fried them in bacon grease topped with fresh pico, a half an avocado, sour cream and some hab sauce. So good.

 

[Sandro]

"Todd has dandruff on his western shirt."

 

[SkaredShtles]

And maybe also because I hurt my back and my elbow the other night doing push-ups after six (6) Gin & Topos.

Someone probably should have warned you that push-ups are stupid exercise...

 

[Toshi]

If you don't exercise your stupid how will you keep its game on point?

 

[eaterofdog]

Lunchtime Monkeys.

I will say working from home makes lunch moar tasty. I had my usual frozen chimichangas but rather than wrapped in a paper towel, microwaved and served with Taco Bell Fire packets, I pan fried them in bacon grease topped with fresh pico, a half an avocado, sour cream and some hab sauce. So good.

I've been living on carnitas pork and black beans for three days. I can do this for three more.

 

[mykel]

...carnitas pork and black beans...

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[SkaredShtles]

If you don't exercise your stupid how will you keep its game on point?

I dunno about the rest of the world, but i can be stupid straight off the couch.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

mum in law got admitted Friday to intensive care. covid/non-covid related. now receiving end of life care. Last week she was well of and reasonably healthy.

#sorrytobumyourmonday

Oh man, that sucks.

 

[vinny4130]

I'm trying to figure out what this is code for. Here's my list so far.
"We're doing coke in the bathroom."
"Todd has dandruff on his western shirt."
"Retired art teachers are doing coke in the bathroom."
"My girlfriend shaved her cooch."

“The sun is shining”

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Did some trail work in the rain.

 

[jimmydean]

I've been living on carnitas pork and black beans for three days. I can do this for three more.

Legit. I don't make enough to last that long, I need to step up my isolation game

 

[jimmydean]

I will add I used to not eat a ton of corn tortillas at home until the wife got me a press. Now I can knock out a dozen in a couple minutes that are really good. I've been putting all sorts of crap in them.

 

[Jozz]

Perspective.

Sorry Jozz, that sucks.

Désolé mon ami...

Oh man, I'm so sorry to hear that Jozz, my sincere sympathies to you and your wife's family.

Yikes...take care over there.

That sucks, Jozz.

:waves fist angrily:

Oh man, that sucks.

Well seems she was in a hurry to get going to wherever people go when they had enough of this shit show.

She was a good mum in law, RIP Monique.

 

[Nick]

sorry Jozz.

RIP Monique.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Dammit.

Sorry for your loss, Jozz.

 

[StiHacka]

She was a good mum in law, RIP Monique.

Very sorry to hear that, Jozz.
Sometimes going quickly is the best way to go.

 

[jonKranked]

Well seems she was in a hurry to get going to wherever people go when they had enough of this shit show.

She was a good mum in law, RIP Monique.

Sorry man. Sounds like she didn't suffer long at least.

 

[jstuhlman]

sorry @Jozz - and I agree with jbp

big windstorm last night. we kept power but i think there were a lot of outages in the area. 80 and sunny today. worked from the porch, which was decent. kids are on "spring break," so they did a whole lotta nothin. gonna take em into the woods tomorrow. now where's my beer...

 

[rideit]

Wow, Jozz, that hurts to read. Hang in there.

 

[jdcamb]

Sorry Jozz.

 

[eaterofdog]

I will add I used to not eat a ton of corn tortillas at home until the wife got me a press. Now I can knock out a dozen in a couple minutes that are really good. I've been putting all sorts of crap in them.

 

[jackalope]

Shit news Jozz. RIP Monique.


On a decidedly more pleasant tact, rode to grocery store with the kiddo to pick up some essentials. Kids riding bikes never gets old

Of course one the essentials was strawberry cake mix, which apparently requires a mixer to get the batter just so...Thanks Ryobi

 

[Toshi]

I have new understanding of what it feels to birth a baby.

Only it was a turd. From my anus.

Amirite, yo?

 

[Full Trucker]

Drinking hot cocoa with 100 proof peppermint schnapps... because that’s what you drink in the middle of winter. FFS.

 

[kidwoo]

I have new understanding of what it feels to birth a baby.

Only it was a turd. From my anus.

Amirite, yo?

You guys pick a name yet?

 

[StiHacka]

You guys pick a name yet?

Little Athol.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Drinking hot cocoa with 100 proof peppermint schnapps... because that’s what you drink in the middle of winter. FFS.

Jeezus, dude. You want to do some push-ups with that?

 

[jdcamb]

1 shot of really good whiskey. 1 glass of really good wine. And a Beer. Ready for Bed.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I have new understanding of what it feels to birth a baby.

Only it was a turd. From my anus.

Amirite, yo?

Ask your wife if she agrees.

 

[Full Trucker]

Jeezus, dude. You want to do some push-ups with that?

No.

 

[stevew]

I have new understanding of what it feels to birth a baby.

Only it was a turd. From my anus.

Amirite, yo?

Come out sideways...

 

[jstuhlman]

Drinking hot cocoa with 100 proof peppermint schnapps... because that’s what you drink in the middle of winter. FFS.

what is this "winter" you guys keep talking about???

people here all up in arms because it looks like they're trying to close the pisgah. mostly gated fireroads are staying or being gated. drive the fuck in on any public road and do what you want (many feet apart), dumbasses.

 

[rideit]

No.

I got a blowjob once on chair ten in T-ride, just as we were going by Oprah’s house.