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eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
9,206
2,728
Central Florida
Now this is a smooooooth blade. Always a treat.

That spotting looks like celluloid scales breaking down and releasing nitric acid. That shit will fuck the blade super fast. And the blades of anything stored near it

edit: I live in fear of this. UV exposure is what starts it.
 
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StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
That spotting looks like celluloid scales breaking down and releasing nitric acid. That shit will fuck the blade super fast. And the blades of anything stored near it

edit: I live in fear of this. UV exposure is what starts it.
Nah, the translucent scales are not celluloid and the blade is covered with just a slight patina, I bought it like that 10 years ago. I have another blade that was in celluloid scales and that has been consumed by the acid, the damage looks very very different.
 

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,140
8,780
Exit, CO
My head hairs are getting shaggy. I don't have a straight razor, but I'm pretty sure I have some paper scissors kicking around. Might have to take matters into my own hands.

 

DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
Got a random booty text wrong number last night.....

Decided to catfish her...... guess thats what the cool kids say these days....

Little back and forth with i put from all my coworkers, to an agreed meeting.... ahe gave an address. Address was a legit address.......



We are really bored

We decided to send her a pizza....... she is in victorville ca...... we put the name as kevin Frommontana.....

Last message was

Your a prick..... thanks for the pizza.... go fuxk yourself...
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,827
27,043
media blackout
Got a random booty text wrong number last night.....

Decided to catfish her...... guess thats what the cool kids say these days....

Little back and forth with i put from all my coworkers, to an agreed meeting.... ahe gave an address. Address was a legit address.......



We are really bored

We decided to send her a pizza....... she is in victorville ca...... we put the name as kevin Frommontana.....

Last message was

Your a prick..... thanks for the pizza.... go fuxk yourself...
you shoulda gotten her one of those pizzas where there's a hole in the middle of both the pizza and the box.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,343
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
i cut mah hairz last night. #2 guard, and good to go! :D

rain's let up...prolly no ride today, unless it's just around the hood. do need to do a beer run in a little while though.
 

eaterofdog

ass grabber
Sep 8, 2006
9,206
2,728
Central Florida
Stropped up my Dovo Inox and had a shave. First time in months. It's interesting how a safety razor, no matter how it's made, can never shave as well as a straight.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,057
12,786
I have no idea where I am
Got a random booty text wrong number last night.....

Decided to catfish her...... guess thats what the cool kids say these days....

Little back and forth with i put from all my coworkers, to an agreed meeting.... ahe gave an address. Address was a legit address.......



We are really bored

We decided to send her a pizza....... she is in victorville ca...... we put the name as kevin Frommontana.....

Last message was

Your a prick..... thanks for the pizza.... go fuxk yourself...
Lol, you’re a dick, lol.
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,995
21,523
Canaderp
I got some free pictures........



Thinking about calling that dominos and talking to the driver to see how it went.....

I am guessing she answered the door wearing very little and said something like....."are you kevin" and dude hopefully just said..... yup and had a good time....
There are pizza pornos.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
I knew a girl in college who would order a pizza when she needed to get laid. She never had to leave a tip.
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Stropped up my Dovo Inox and had a shave. First time in months. It's interesting how a safety razor, no matter how it's made, can never shave as well as a straight.
I have two or three inox razors, one in celluloid scales that its carbon steel sibling succumbed to. Not bad shavers but I prefer high carbon steel by a large margin. :nerd:
 
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