[6thElement]

I punished him at the top of the climb yesterday by giving him one of the emergency-ration Gu packets that @Full Trucker gave me back in 2014 on the Cataract Ridge ride, at which point I'm fairly certain they were already expired.

I should have given him both.

The top being Parmalee Gulch Rd or just at the drop in to Rutabaga?

 

[SkaredShtles]

The top being Parmalee Gulch Rd or just at the drop in to Rutabaga?

The former. Just riding up to Rutabaga seems not worth it, IMO...

 

[JohnE]

Forgot to wake up to ride or something...just a big ole day o' meh...but, hockey season starts soon. I Hear the Blackhawks have some kid who is allegedly pretty good...

 

[6thElement]

The former. Just riding up to Rutabaga seems not worth it, IMO...

90 minutes from home to there in no particular hurry, as I knew I was doing a big dumb ride.

 

[SkaredShtles]

90 minutes from home to there in no particular hurry, as I knew I was doing a big dumb ride.

Yeah - I should have qualified that as "riding Rutebega from the parking lot."

 

[rideit]

He'd have to remember to invite them first

Oof. Brutal!

 

[gonefirefightin]

Hard to tell, 3-5 acres?

3.6 to be exact

 

[jstuhlman]

showed @Full Trucker and buddies the goods. gave them all the shuttles, all the beers, then all the foods. great day in the hills as always.

 

[kidwoo]

showed @Full Trucker and buddies the goods. gave them all the shuttles, all the beers, then all the foods. great day in the hills as always.

hopefully not too much of the new gentrified shit you've told me about


FT: you saw my roots


or maybe the roots underneath those roots that some shit head removed revealing new roots but that's where I learned the rowdy

 

[kidwoo]

just spent a few hours de-anodizing some bits with oven cleaner

got two good wind gusts of the shit straight into my lungs so might hulk out tomorrow

or asphyxiate on my own dissolved alveoli

not sure which yet

All I know is that companies that make obnoxious ass colors on their aluminum shit need to pay me if they want to be recognized, not the other way around

 

[jstuhlman]

hopefully not too much of the new gentrified shit you've told me about


FT: you saw my roots


or maybe the roots underneath those roots that some shit head removed revealing new roots but that's where I learned the rowdy

i took him to the other pisgah. backcountry shit mostly. thats about all i ride in the hills. we saw zero other riders all day..

 

[kidwoo]

Buddy here either ate some bad mushrooms or was just trolling me on the bridge. He was doing laps and didn't seem to care about me being there. Probably would have hopped in for a ride, if I had opened the door...

next time invite in

 

[Full Trucker]

I punished him at the top of the climb yesterday by giving him one of the emergency-ration Gu packets that @Full Trucker gave me back in 2014 on the Cataract Ridge ride, at which point I'm fairly certain they were already expired.

I should have given him both.

Gross.

showed @Full Trucker and buddies the goods. gave them all the shuttles, all the beers, then all the foods. great day in the hills as always.

One of the best days one the bike that I can remember in recent memory. These mother fuckers know how party

hopefully not too much of the new gentrified shit you've told me about


FT: you saw my roots


or maybe the roots underneath those roots that some shit head removed revealing new roots but that's where I learned the rowdy

The roots on top of the roots underneath your roots that showed me roots that lurked below the rocks which were covered in leafs that wanted kill me in every turn were my clue that you never cared about my existence in the first place.

Was that a complete sentence?

i took him to the other pisgah. backcountry shit mostly. thats about all i ride in the hills. we saw zero other riders all day..

Can confirm zero people and maximum fun, and a kiwi that didn’t sodomize any of us.

 

[Full Trucker]

Fuck this guy.

 

[kidwoo]

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Fuck this guy.

rumor has it you don't use lube in the NC hollers

 

[Full Trucker]

rumor has it you don't use lube in the NC hollers

I do, but they don’t.

 

[jstuhlman]

today @Full Trucker learned why people in the know say

and also why this meme is accurate

 

[Full Trucker]

Accurate.

 

[rideit]

So, wifey wants me to go down to mid-Utah to see the eclipse this weekend, guess I know what I’ll be doing.
Driving, mostly.

 

[6thElement]

Driving, mostly.

Being traffic?

 

[Nick]

Can confirm zero people and maximum fun, and a kiwi that didn’t sodomize any of us.

Yet.

 

[jstuhlman]

Yet.

to be fair, @Full Trucker wasn't wearing his sheep outfit...

 

[Nick]

to be fair, @Full Trucker wasn't wearing his sheep outfit...

Yet!

 

[rideit]

Being traffic?

Being AWESOME, cupcake

 

[SkaredShtles]

Being AWESOME, cupcake

Awesome traffic, most likely.

 

[6thElement]

So, wifey wants me to go down to mid-Utah to see the eclipse this weekend, guess I know what I’ll be doing.
Driving, mostly.

I'm not clear if she's just sending you on your own or if this is a joint being traffic thing.

 

[Jozz]

So, wifey wants me to go down to mid-Utah to see the eclipse this weekend, guess I know what I’ll be doing.
Driving, mostly.

She could shuttle you up Spinal Tap.

 

[canadmos]

Accurate.

Did you see any meth school buses up on blocks?

 

[jstuhlman]

Did you see any meth school buses up on blocks?

we were near but did not hit that one. took him on the rest of the route we did and then a few other trails.

 

[rideit]

I'm not clear if she's just sending you on your own or if this is a joint being traffic thing.

She wants me to bring the Annular Sun back home.
Is that so unreasonable?
“You can accomplish anything if you work really hard! “