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  1. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    My moms birthday is oct 2nd.. she is the type of woman who has everything... and if she doesnt she just buys it for herself... I guess I am just looking for some ideas of things to buy her cause its coming up quick and i am stumped!!! thanks!!!!!
     

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  2. MTB_Rob_NC

    MTB_Rob_NC What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?

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    THis works for pretty much any woman...


    Gift certificate for (one or any combination)
    massage
    manicure
    pedicure

    They love that crap
     
  3. Mackie

    Mackie Monkey

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    Ipod Nano.
    Program some nice "mom" songs on there.
     
  4. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Get her flowers. Thank you.

    Is that OK IAB?


    :think:
     
  5. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    That is always a good idea, most salons/spas have packages you can buy that include facials, massages, etc. Don't forget the flowers.


    That is my birthday too, BTW. :cool:
     
  6. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Well you're still here, so I'd say no.


    Edit: Anyway, Hooples, how about taking mom out to dinner?
     
  7. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Loosen up...
     
  8. manhattanprjkt83

    manhattanprjkt83 Rusty Trombone

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    i saw the the thread title "monkey help" title of this thread and was hesitant to click, thought someone got hurt taking advice from DH girlie in a shaved junk thread...:eek:
     
  9. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Trimmed and baby powdered is working out nicely for me, except for the baby powder mess it leaves in the bathroom.
     
  10. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I say a really nice bottle of booze.

    Unless she doesn't drink. :p
     
  11. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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  12. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Just make her a birthday card out of construction paper and glitter. She'll love you for it.
     
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    I could sprinkle some glitter on for that picture. :sneaky:
     
  14. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    I would like to make a motion to have loco .

    Could I get a second?
     
  15. JRB

    JRB Guest

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    I was just offering to help with his card. What the hell is wrong with you???
     
  16. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    No way. Cause Stinkyboy, me and you would probably follow close behind...
     
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    JRB Guest

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    Aw - shucks. Thanks, DRB. :love:
     
  18. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    Leave me alone you creepy fvck. :p
     
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    JRB Guest

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    hahahaha
     
  20. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    ive done it , probably once or twice to often
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    Dinner is already included.. I need a gift though.. Im thinking about a portable dvd player
     
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    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    try applying the Baby powder in the bathtub... this way when you shower .. its all gone
     
  23. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    I vote for that nifty toaster posted recently that also cooks an egg and has an optional attachable bacon cooker.

    As long as mom doesn't have high cholesterol she can thank you every morning :)
     
  24. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    not a bad idea.. any clue on where to get it????
     
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    DRB unemployed bum

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    What is this awesome device you speak of? LINK NOW.
     
  26. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You know, getting banned would do wonders for my productivity. :think:
     
  27. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    firetoole duch bag

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    Wooo Tulips!!!!
    how about a romantic dinner
     
  29. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    ummm its for my mom...sicko
     
  30. tmx

    tmx aka chromegoddess

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    hooples, i adore that bunny picture and had it as my wallpaper for quite a while. teeeny tiny bunny in a cup.

    sorry, no suggestions for your mom, but please wish her a happy birthday from us.
     
  31. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    aww thanks.. glad i could help....

    I will let her know you wised her a Happy Birthday

    :edit: where in NYC are you?? where do you ride????? I am in Brooklyn
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    bluebug32 Asshat

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    I want one of these so badly. I must find it online....
     
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    tmx aka chromegoddess

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    had the wallpaper before you used it as your avatar, since i was on a post strike i couldn't tell you when i first saw it. but yeah, it's fun to see it in here so -eh, yes, thanks for the help. ;)

    manhattan. (lame, i know.) bike commute daily and about once a week i head over the willyb. mostly dh at pkill and diablo but i've got a 20" i'll be taking to the long island dirt jumps once the lifts close.

    how about you?
     
  35. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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