[golgiaparatus]

We have this new office assistant... I think she's trying to get me to 'notice' her. She'll strike up interesting conversations, like, "I went to the gym last night to work on my ass" then she will proceed to point her fairly nice butt in my direction and be like... "Im sore right through here", as she feels her butt.

Usually she throws in some thing like, I was out last night and this guy was trying to pick me up... blah, blah, blah

This is the 3rd day she has done something like this... and it is increasing in intensity... it is the 4th day she has worked here so I dont know if I should be excited that a chick wants me to check out her body on a regular basis or scared for some reason that I cant think of right now.

 

[Heidi]

Hmmmm, sounds like flirting to me. BUT - be mindful of sexual harrassment lawsuits. Not that you would, but you kind of have a suit against her right now!

 

[Cooter Brown]

if you want her to quit, just start making off the wall comments like, "Lawn hobbits and drunk carnies make up roughly 32% of the telephone pole population in Abu Dhabi"

she'll quit


which, if she's hot and you want her to keep talking to you, i would recommend NOT spouting off at the mouth like is stated above

 

[jmvar]

sounds like someone is begging for some attention....be careful with people that beg for attention, you never know what lengths they will go to to get it.....

the hardest part is that she is hot.....but remember...don't sh!t where you eat....

julio

 

[pixelninja]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
then she will proceed to point her fairly nice butt in my direction and be like... "Im sore right through here", as she feels her butt.

And this is a problem because....???

 

[golgiaparatus]

Heidi: Flirting?... I almost forgot about that, Ive had a GF for almost 4 years and I have basically been a brick wall to flirting. Now, being single, methinks my flirt antenna is recieving signals again, crazy!

Coot, methinks this chick may be trouble, Ill give it another couple of weeks of playing dumb and see how "in your face" she gets... in the meantime, Ill have to keep the off the wall comments to myself

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by pixelninja
And this is a problem because....???

Because...

Originally posted by jmvar
be careful with people that beg for attention, you never know what lengths they will go to to get it.....

Also

don't sh!t where you eat....

 

[Westy]

Please post pictures of her grabbing her ass.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by Westy
Please post pictures of her grabbing her ass.

hehe, I'll see if I cant sneak a shot... I have my E-20 sitting right here on my desk neaky: :devil:

Que mission impossible music

 

[Westy]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
hehe, I'll see if I cant sneak a shot... I have my E-20 sitting right here on my desk neaky: :devil:

Que mission impossible music

You would be the hero of the day.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by Westy
You would be the hero of the day.

It is however a difficult task since I cant say... "hey, talk about your ass some more while I hold this camera that happens to be pointed at you... Oh that beeping sound when your hand touched your butt... that was nothing"

 

[Morryjg]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
Oh that beeping sound when your hand touched your butt...

Time to go through the setup menu on the camera again. You should be able to silently poach a picy or two. :devil:

 

[zod]

tap it in the broom closet.......then ignore her

 

[Full Trucker]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
It is however a difficult task since I cant say... "hey, talk about your ass some more while I hold this camera that happens to be pointed at you... Oh that beeping sound when your hand touched your butt... that was nothing"

If she's really that forward and everything, you could prolly be up front about the pitcha takin' action and she may just let you... ess-pecailly if she's lookin' for attention! Nuttin' says "I'll give you some attention" like a glass lens, knowhati'msayin'?

 

[JRB]

I say hit it.

 

[Clark Kent]

Most of them CRAVE attention. Ya should turn her into H.R. She would do the same if some ugly guy was hittin on her....

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

dude, i know i have been gone for a month or so but where the phuck is SALLY???? what happened... we live in the same down and i didnt know you were single... rachel was looking to hook up with someone last weekend! ha ha i could have given you a call and you could have hit that! ha ha

although, im not speaking to her now sooo ur on ur own if u want any of that psycho freak!

 

[MMike]

You could shove your face in her tits and see if she reacts negatively. At least then you'd know for sure.

 

[JRB]

Originally posted by MMike
You could shove your face in her tits and see if she reacts negatively. At least then you'd know for sure.

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
dude, i know i have been gone for a month or so but where the phuck is SALLY???? what happened... we live in the same down and i didnt know you were single... rachel was looking to hook up with someone last weekend! ha ha i could have given you a call and you could have hit that! ha ha

although, im not speaking to her now sooo ur on ur own if u want any of that psycho freak!

Rachel was wanting to hook up eh...
The more I hear about her from you the more I think she may be tainted... besides isn't she married?! That aint cool in my book no matter what end of that deal you are on.

As for Sally... we called it quits permanently 2 weeks ago... it was my decision, not hers... and it was the right decision, we gave it 1 last try and neither one of us were truly happy.

BTW the chick that I wrote this thread about is doing Rachels old job I dont know where he finds em... I did get a free lunch out of her though she offered to take me to lunch since I helped her figure out some print crap, now my belly is all full of free enchilada... aww yeah :devil:

BTW, you are not speaking to Rachel anyo-mo? WTF is up with that... dont skimp on the crazy-if not-comical-details either!

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
Rachel was wanting to hook up eh...
The more I hear about her from you the more I think she may be tainted... besides isn't she married?! That aint cool in my book no matter what end of that deal you are on.

BTW, you are not speaking to Rachel anyo-mo? WTF is up with that... dont skimp on the crazy-if not-comical-details either!

he left her and moved back to FL... that was 2 weeks ago sooo it isnt technically cheating since he left her and plans to divorce her...

she came over and got alll phucked up drunk and started talking all philisophical etc and started analyzing life and love and me and religion and all kinds of sheeot sooo cooter went to bed cuz it was too much estrogen for him... then all of a sudden she sd that she needed to get laid... well cooter and i are not up to another three way with her since she is such the DRAMA QUEEN afterwards... soooo she starts calling all her desperate booty call # that were in her phone from her single days... one of the guys she called was Cooter and my old roommate chris and he has phucked her about 4 times before... but she has to be really drunk to phuck him cuz he is just straight up GROSS and FAT and not worth the time... but in a desperate moment she called him (4 different times in less than 2 yrs) and that night she couldnt reach the other guys she called so she called chris and he came out and she was sooo drunk that she puked a few times and then he took her back to the spare bedroom and he phucked her and then he went home... she woke up the next day and sd why did u let me do that AGAIN! i sd u wanted an ego stroke and so i let u have what u wanted... someone who wanted u... u didnt want him and we all know he is nothing but an ego stroke for you... anyway, she cant take responsibility for her own BAD CHOICES and actions and wants to blame me for not being a good friend and stopping her and chris for forcing himself on her... sooo she even goes to the extreme the following day to tell me that she wants to file charges against him for rape... i sd one of these days, your gonna have to accept responsibility for your own actions instead of blaming everyone else for them and left... i havent spoken to her since! PSYCHO!

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
file charges against him for rape... i sd one of these days, your gonna have to accept responsibility for your own actionsPSYCHO!

Hmm... thats pretty bad.
I knew she was a little loopy but damn, thats bad. The guy soulds like a real azz hole and all but hardly rape, wasnt it her intent to have sex with him? Sounds like that falls under the heading of stupid bi+ch.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
Hmm... thats pretty bad.
I knew she was a little loopy but damn, thats bad. The guy soulds like a real azz hole and all but hardly rape, wasnt it her intent to have sex with him? Sounds like that falls under the heading of stupid bi+ch.

Yeah, but Golgi, you may as well hit it. I mean, why not? She prolly doesnt even have ****locks either. As for the chick at your work...well...hit it yeah, of course, but make sure to completely ignore her the next day and forever after...or at least a couple months when you run out of other married chicks to bang.

 

[TULSATUMBLERSGF]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus
Hmm... thats pretty bad.
I knew she was a little loopy but damn, thats bad. The guy soulds like a real azz hole and all but hardly rape, wasnt it her intent to have sex with him? Sounds like that falls under the heading of stupid bi+ch.

chris can be an arse for sure... but she called him... and begged him to come over... never once did she change her story and why would he have thought she would have... he had already banged her on 3 other occasions! he is just embarrassed of her slutty choices and wants to blame others!

 

[binary visions]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
chris can be an arse for sure... but she called him... and begged him to come over... never once did she change her story and why would he have thought she would have... he had already banged her on 3 other occasions! he is just embarrassed of her slutty choices and wants to blame others!

Damn.

When (if?) I have kids, I am going to drill into their heads one thing, if nothing else:

PERSONAL. ACCOUNTABILITY.

People are so f'in stupid. You (the generic you, not you personally TTGF) screwed up, deal with it.

 

[Cooter Brown]

Originally posted by binary visions
Damn.

When (if?) I have kids, I am going to drill into their heads one thing, if nothing else:

PERSONAL. ACCOUNTABILITY.

People are so f'in stupid. You (the generic you, not you personally TTGF) screwed up, deal with it.

Amen to that!! if more people would do that, all the fooking frivolous ass lawsuits wouldn't be flying around. If you f#ck up, suck it up, admit it, learn from it, tell others about it and go the hell on :angry:

 

[RhinofromWA]

Originally posted by TULSATUMBLERSGF
chris can be an arse for sure... but she called him... and begged him to come over... never once did she change her story and why would he have thought she would have... he had already banged her on 3 other occasions! he is just embarrassed of her slutty choices and wants to blame others!

Nice.

TTG,

You could have atleast taken pictures fo this stupid chit....might wake her azz up. See herself all sloppy drunk walking into a bedroom with someone she can't stand.



Might as well take pics of the rest too. She will thank you for it...if not you have the pictures to hold against her. lol

 

[JRB]

I should move to Tulsa.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by loco-gringo
I should move to Tulsa.

Dude, we make it out to be way more classy than it reall is