[Curb Hucker]

So ive been sick since last week monday, but i didnt start feeling super crappy til saturday. I went to the doctor that morning and said that ive got very bad throat pain, and I'm a bit tired. She did a blood test and said ive got Mono and that I've got to sit on my ass to get better. I went back this morning and it appears the infection in my throat is gone, and she said it looks like ive almost back to normal after only a week. She did give me a vicodin prescription just incase my throat starts to hurt again, so right now im all vicodin are happy pills

 

[I Are Baboon]

Dude, get off the monkey! You're going to infect us all!

 

[H8R]

Mono Sucks

It's spelled "L - O - C - O", not "M - O - N - O".

 

[H8R]

BTW - stay away from the evil "V" unless you really need it, that stuff is very depressing after a day or two. Gives me the blues really bad.

 

[Westy]

I think he meant to say Mono Locos.

 

[JRB]

Stop whorin' around, Don.

 

[Curb Hucker]

Stop whorin' around, Don.

Ya I know, Its probably not the best to be sharing bottles of vodka with sexy sluts in the winter when they all might have or have had mono reciently, however I was most likely drunk when I got the virue so I dont really hold myself accountable.

 

[Total Heckler]

Yeah, my girlfriend also has mono. She has had it for like 3 months now. It’s pretty awful. Because of the mono she also got staff. She had a 102+ fever for 5 days in a row. Its pretty bad news. She is getting better though.

 

[Curb Hucker]

Yeah, my girlfriend also has mono. She has had it for like 3 months now. It’s pretty awful. Because of the mono she also got staff. She had a 102+ fever for 5 days in a row. Its pretty bad news. She is getting better though.

That sucks, I have a friend who had it for over a month and it was pretty bad. I'm almost completely over it in one week so I'm not going to complain too much.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Mono is the worst. I got it last year, and im still not the same.

 

[stinkyboy]

I thought AIDS was the worst.

 

[Transcend]

Vicodin for a sore throat? Your doctor shouldn't be allowed to practice.

Also, stop making out with that dude with cornrows and maybe you woudn't be sick.

 

[H8R]

I thought AIDS was the worst.

I think penile cancer might be the worst.

Or maybe ebola Zaire.

 

[stinkyboy]

penile cancer

I just did a Google image search for that. You win.