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More advice for the broken RE pooping

Feb 13, 2002
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17
Seattle, WA
For those of you on hydrocodone...

When they tell you it causes constipation, they aren't kidding.

For the love of god, take the colace and keep a massive jug of water around and stay uber hydrated.

Fail to heed this advice and you will rue the day your mamma met your pappa... I promise.
 

dfinn

Turbo Monkey
Jul 24, 2003
2,129
0
SL, UT
they had my friend on that so he was taking x-lax to try to un-bind himself. the x-lax kicked in and he had to run a mile back to my house with his ass cheeks squeezed together.
 

BrokenChain

Monkey
Oct 26, 2001
315
0
NWCT
Guess I'm lucky. They put me on that stuff when I got my wisdom teeth pulled, and all it did to me was knock me out.
 

DßR

They saw my bloomers
Feb 17, 2004
980
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the DC
my dad just had some heart surgery and they put him on that stuff, he said he didn't sh*t for 12 days, then again for about another 7 days after that....
 

Transcend

My Nuts Are Flat
Apr 18, 2002
18,040
3
Towing the party line.
SirChomps-a-Lot said:
For those of you on hydrocodone...

When they tell you it causes constipation, they aren't kidding.

For the love of god, take the colace and keep a massive jug of water around and stay uber hydrated.

Fail to heed this advice and you will rue the day your mamma met your pappa... I promise.
enema time for the chops master. :p :eek:
 

Jeremy R

<b>x</b>
Nov 15, 2001
9,703
1,067
behind you with a snap pop
If Lortab has your tummy feeling :mumble: ,
Try:
One large pot of coffee, one large bran muffin
and you will be craptastic and feeling :thumb:

I drink so much coffee, I don't have to worry about it.
I am as regular as Friends reruns.