More fun in restrooms
- Thread starter Spero
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She didn't know she was pregnant?!?!? etc...
I can't even put get my thoughts in a coherent stream to post......so I'm just going to go...
I can't even put get my thoughts in a coherent stream to post......so I'm just going to go...
I'm surprised. I've dropped many a kids off at the pool that were nearly the size of a newborn, or so I thought. As of today, a commercial toilet has yet to fail mid-flush. Perhaps she gave birth to one of those 10 pound kids?
Someone should start a youtube series called "Will it Flush?"
Someone should start a youtube series called "Will it Flush?"
I thought that's what David Hasselhoff's career was tentatively named...
That toilet keeps backing up and puking him into other genres of pop culture. Someone needs to fix it.
"It's like going into a public restroom, flushing the toilet and having the water hit you right in the face. Then as you're leaving, you see a sign on the door that says, 'Warning: Toilet water may hit you in the face'."
- Lewis Black
Somebody didn't pull out in time.
something like this happened to a buddy of mine who is an EMT... they got a call
lady: "there's a head sticking out of my crotch"
dispatch: "what?"
lady: "its coming out of my cvnt"
dispatch: "is there a body attatched to it"
lady: "yea looks like it"
dispatch: "i think you might be giving birth. i'll send someone out"
turns out this lady was so fvcked up on crack she failed to realize she was pregnent, and it didn't hit her until she was actualyl giving birth.
"I *think* you *might* be giving birth?!" As opposed to, "Wow, what did you do last night?"