[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

Again, bored at work, so I decided to look up weird things on Ebay. Usually I search on "haunted," then on "partially eaten" in case there's some rotten food from the 70s I need in order to make my life complete. (Nothing came up on that search, thank God.) Here are the highlights of what I found for "haunted":

Haunted beer bottle

Haunted ventriloquist doll

Haunted Fisher Price toy train
This item description has a cool story, and it’s not in all caps. (Most of the time people write their “haunted” descriptions in all caps and it's really annoying.)

 

[McGRP01]

spooky.

 

[WhItTy]

WOW what a bunch of B.S. What a bad way to make a living

 

[Skookum]

somebody hold me....

 

[ZEDMAN]

well the doll is pretty damn creepy lookin haunted or not

 

[Rip]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5556868111&rd=1 this is right up your alley.

 

[Buck Fever]

I have some "haunted" cardboard boxes and "haunted" mouse droppings in my attic. Time to renew my eBay account.

 

[firetoole]

I have a dead hampster in my back yard. I could dig it up. it might be haunted?

 

[Capt. Jack Sparrow]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=19270&item=5556868111&rd=1 this is right up your alley.

Yeah, the "haunted goldfish in a bag." Saw that but the story wasn't spooky enough.

 

[monkeyboy424]

haunted stuff is cool stuff.



could anyone else see the fish in that bag? i know i could....

 

[dh girlie]

well the doll is pretty damn creepy lookin haunted or not

I cannot STAND those puppets...freaky lookin things. Wouldn't surprise me if the thing is possessed.

The trains scary lookin too...the face is creepy...good story though...