[MMike]

...or a Spokane Stocking Stuffer?

 

[r464]

That's the same as a Cucamonga Crackerjack, but you don't wear the anorak.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Cincinatti Pork Ratchet?

Wilkes-Barre Windmill?

Bakersville Beef Dozier?

 

[thebornotaku]

How about a Toledo Tube Sock?

 

[MMike]

The Saguenay Pipe Bender
The Chicoutimi Cheese Grater

 

[MMike]

The Duseldorf Doppelganger...illegal in most States. Freaky Europeans.

 

[BurlyShirley]

The Saigon Spud-Cannon

 

[MMike]

The Rhode Island rowboat

 

[HAB]

The cupertino cookie cutter.

 

[iandude94]

allbama hot pocket

 

[BurlyShirley]

allbama hot pocket

Very original.

 

[MMike]

allbama hot pocket

The ol' internet facepalm....

 

[MMike]

The Tahitian clam digger

 

[HAB]

Fairbanks frozen flush.

 

[MMike]

The Regina roto-rooter


heh heh....."Regina"...

 

[BurlyShirley]

The Myanmar Mule Slap

 

[HAB]

The Bazuin Beast

 

[iandude94]

mexican mustache

 

[thebornotaku]

Flagstaff Fire Chief

 

[HAB]

The Detroit Dunebuggy

 

[iandude94]

the florida flow-stoppa

 

[MMike]

The Siberian gas chamber

 

[MMike]

The montreal mud slide

 

[BurlyShirley]

JBP's Vermont Violator

 

[MMike]

The Manitoba moose shaver

 

[MMike]

The Yukon Beaver Yanker

 

[MMike]

The Ontario Odor Eater

 

[BurlyShirley]

The Borneo Hag Bagger.

 

[skinny mike]

massachusetts mustard wrapper

 

[iandude94]

a dot 3 dipper

 

[Westy]

Glastonbury Glans Grinder

 

[spocomptonrider]

strawberry shortcake...
angry pirate...

 

[BurlyShirley]

strawberry shortcake...
angry pirate...

Hilarious!!!!!

 

[erastusboy]

Cincinatti Pork Ratchet?

Wilkes-Barre Windmill?

Bakersville Beef Dozier?

three n's one t.

 

[pigboy]

retrograde rat raper

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Secaucus chain hoist

 

[MMike]

The Salem Sasquatch Spooner

 

[HAB]

El Paso chunky taco

 

[MMike]

The Peterborough Plunger....

 

[thebornotaku]

Glastonbury Garage Door Opener.