[dante]

"Can you imagine if you were her parents how proud...you would be?" he said. "Your daughter ... testifies she's having so much sex she can't afford her own birth control pills and she wants President Obama to provide them, or the Pope."

"What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke [sic] who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex -- what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex."

and

Apparently, four out of every ten co-eds are having so much sex that it's hard to make ends meet if they have to pay for their own contraception, Fluke's research shows.

Do these Republicans really think that the more sex you have, the more birth control pills you have to take? Maybe they think there's different doses based, with "Good Christian girl who might make a mistake" at the low end and "ÜBERSLUT MAXIMUM" as the high-potency stuff?

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[Pesqueeb]

Where the fvck were these girls when I was in college? Thats what I'm angry about.

 

[Silver]

I personally always take my view on the ethics of birth control from an obese drug addict who has been married multiple times.

How stupid are the people that listen to Limbaugh, really?

 

[Westy]

Limbaugh isn't dumb enough to believe half the **** he says. He is smart enough to realize there are a lot of people out there that will believe anything he says because they like the idea of his ideology. He can get those morons to do what he wants and get paid in the process.

 

[Beef Supreme]

I personally always take my view on the ethics of birth control from an obese drug addict who has been married multiple times.

How stupid are the people that listen to Limbaugh, really?

College girl on birth control = slut
Fat old man engaging in sex tourism = walking with the lord

The more you know

 

[jonKranked]

you need more birth control when yuo have more sex because all the sperm are in there fighting the contraception to kill it so they can reach the egg. just doing the lord's work.

 

[dante]

you need more birth control when yuo have more sex because all the sperm are in there fighting the contraception to kill it so they can reach the egg. just doing the lord's work.

(I'm picturing the Repubs thinking that you take the birth control vaginally, like an IUD.... )

 

[jonKranked]

(I'm picturing the Repubs thinking that you take the birth control vaginally, like an IUD.... )

well yes, that's how it would have to work. picture it like the hobbits elves dwarves and humans battling sauron's forces in middle earth.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Trench warfare?

 

[jonKranked]

Trench warfare?

no, definitely more like middle earth. but sperm vs socialist contraceptives

 

[Westy]

Most college chicks I know/knew who were on the pill were in commited long term relationships. The real whores demanded condoms as teh aids and herpes were more of a concern.

 

[JohnE]

Dont even bother with the "other" facts about it helping with hormone levels, making periods more manageable etc. Fvck that fat peice of sh!t Limbaugh...

 

[kidwoo]

you need more birth control when yuo have more sex because all the sperm are in there fighting the contraception to kill it so they can reach the egg. just doing the lord's work.

In layman's terms yes.


What's actually happening is that a standard birth control dosage consists of microscopic nanodevils™ sublimated in an athesism-iodide salt that are each assigned to a sperm. Each nanodevil (ND), attacks a sperm cell with a light saber that runs on the power of higher taxes. For a one to one event, each ND kills a sperm cell, and then descends into hell with 0.001^-10 parts of the slut's soul consumed.

So it is true..........more sex equals more birth control. You just can't argue honest to god math. It's just science (not the bad kind of science that says the earth is getting warm, the good kind that makes my F-350 purr)

 

[ohio]

This is really simple. If health insurance should no longer fund "lifestyle choices," we can simply take treatment of ED, type II diabeetus, liver cancer, lung cancer, mouth/throat cancer, and obesity out of coverage as well. Think of the savings!

The tea-partiers should LOVE that.

 

[ohio]

The real whores "demanded" condoms as teh aids and herpes were more of a concern.

Fixed.

 

[Pesqueeb]

This is really simple. If health insurance should no longer fund "lifestyle choices," we can simply take treatment of ED, type II diabeetus, liver cancer, lung cancer, mouth/throat cancer, and obesity out of coverage as well. Think of the savings!

The tea-partiers should LOVE that.

I'm actually kind of on board with this. I think in the long term we might come out net-positive. Most tea-baggers and old fart republitards would drop in less than five years, then we just reinstate it all. Sure in the short term there might be some negatives, but hey, can't make an omelet without breaking a couple eggs right?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Limbaugh isn't dumb enough to believe half the **** he says. He is smart enough to realize there are a lot of people out there that will believe anything he says because they like the idea of his ideology. He can get those morons to do what he wants and get paid in the process.

Proof:

Limbaugh said that he would "happily buy [Sandra Fluke] all the aspirin she wants" to put between her knees in lieu of contraception.

The man definitely knows how pills work. Unless of course he was shoving all that OxyContin up his pee hole.

 

[SacredYeti]

All I gotta say is:

(1) Rush is a jackass.

(2) Obama says he's been to 51? of our 57 states.

 

[jonKranked]

This is really simple. If health insurance should no longer fund "lifestyle choices," we can simply take treatment of ED, type II diabeetus, liver cancer, lung cancer, mouth/throat cancer, and obesity out of coverage as well. Think of the savings!

The tea-partiers should LOVE that.

 

[JohnE]

and "ÜBERSLUT MAXIMUM" as the high-potency stuff?

Where do I go to meet a girl who takes these pills?

 

[baca262]

probably on a tea-party.

 

[nyhc00]

If you think about it , it makes sense that some conservative republicans wouldn't understand birth control issues. From their experiences having random sex with other men has lead to 0 pregnancies.

 

[Pesqueeb]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Sound logic.

 

[JohnE]

This is really simple. If health insurance should no longer fund "lifestyle choices," we can simply take treatment of ED, type II diabeetus, liver cancer, lung cancer, mouth/throat cancer, and obesity out of coverage as well. Think of the savings!

The tea-partiers should LOVE that.

Nods head in agreement...

 

[dante]

Where do I go to meet a girl who takes these pills?

Look for ex-Conservative girls with repressed anti-church or daddy-issues.

 

[dante]

Fat, bald, middle-aged white guy with erectile dysfunction wants to watch videos of hot young college girls having sex. News at 11.

 

[mattmatt86]

Billy's getting in on the action to.

 

[dante]

If I'm being forced to pay for something I'm morally opposed to, paying for some girl to have sex in college seems far less odious than having to pay for bombs that kill innocent people in the Middle East.

 

[eric strt6]

 

[dante]

Apparently Rush has apologized. Or, rather he apologized for his "choice of words". So the problem is while he was trying to call her a prostitute, he *actually* called her a prostitute. I guess he thinks it would have been better if he'd called her a "painted lady", or "woman of the night" while demanding videos of her having sex?

 

[eric strt6]

Apparently Rush has apologized. Or, rather he apologized for his "choice of words". So the problem is while he was trying to call her a prostitute, he *actually* called her a prostitute. I guess he thinks it would have been better if he'd called her a "painted lady", or "woman of the night" while demanding videos of her having sex?

nothing more than Crocodile tears to win his advertisers back.

 

[ohio]

58% of women are sexually active by age 18. Every single one of them should be using birth control of some kind unless they are trying to get pregnant.

Rush and Bill are calling more than half of American women "sluts." Of course the other half they're calling "prudes" and harassing via breathy phone-calls.

 

[stevew]

From their experiences having random sex with other men

they're enthralled with the chocolate/vanilla swirl on their pecker.

 

[kidwoo]

Of course the other half they're calling "prudes" and harassing via...............

exfoliating middle eastern fare

 

[stoney]

Is his commentary of this woman not slander? He directly called her a prostitute. I think Rush's atty might have had heart palpitations when he heard the comment. I hope this costs him a lot of money personally.

 

[JohnE]

I like the other fat windbag, Michael Moores, response to Limbaugh...whos the prostitute now, b!tch!

 

[nyhc00]

I like the other fat windbag, Michael Moores, response to Limbaugh...whos the prostitute now, b!tch!

Didn't you know they're the same person? Ask Fred Savage

 

[chillindrdude]

I wished Limbaugh had OD'd on painkillers and died.

 

[dante]

Advertisers are either canceling or "suspending" their advertising:

ProFlowers
Legal Zoom
Citrix Success
Heart and Body Extract
AutoZone (not sure about this one?)
Quicken Loans
Sleep Train
Sleep Number
Oreck

I wonder if it's going to become like Glenn Beck in the UK, where he had decent ratings but NO advertiser was willing to pony up any cash for advertising on his show.

 

[kidwoo]

Advertisers are either canceling or "suspending" their advertising:

ProFlowers
Legal Zoom
Citrix Success
Heart and Body Extract
AutoZone (not sure about this one?)
Quicken Loans
Sleep Train
Sleep Number
Oreck

I wonder if it's going to become like Glenn Beck in the UK, where he had decent ratings but NO advertiser was willing to pony up any cash for advertising on his show.

Fvck all of'em. The only reason they were even advertising there to begin with was BECAUSE he says stupid shlt like that.