You start wondering what'll happen if you slice more than one banana at a time, and then yous tart down a slippy slope that ends in wobbly pillars of mushed bananas smooched together as they got cut, like so many potassium-rich perverted tentacles.
"For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story."
This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen)
My friend and I made a bet...what would we see first in our lifetime...a real life lightsaber or a Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer?
Needless to say, the money I lost would've gone to buying this.
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