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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Angus, Dec 21, 2005.

  1. Angus

    Angus Jack Ass Pen Goo Win

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  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    That was funny.
     
  3. TreeSaw

    TreeSaw Mama Monkey

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    BWAAHHHH!!! That's funny! :D
     
  4. MudGrrl

    MudGrrl AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!

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    Oh, it's utilitarian too!


    wow!
     
  5. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    I doubt tampons don't have any taste.
     
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    You should do some research and report your findings here.
     
  7. laura

    laura DH_Laura

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    tn's mom makes tampon santa clauses. disturbing.
     
  8. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    Ahahaha what a find.:D
     
  9. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    Oh yah....

    you should change entree to entry, unless you enjoy consuming tampons.:p

    Haha the last orifice a tampon should enter is the mouth.....
     
  10. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Um.....:help:
     
  11. Westy

    Westy the teste

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    If it is entering multiple orifi, the first one probably should be the mouth......
     
  12. Secret Squirrel

    Secret Squirrel There is no Justice!

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    Common wisdom for uncommon times...:blah:
     
  13. Skookum

    Skookum bikey's is cool

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    Ear plugs?

    Actually tampons would serve the mt. bikers first aid kit well, considering it would work well for the big gashes we get from unfortunate crashes.
     
  14. arboc!

    arboc! Turbo Monkey

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    i would get a blow-up doll, and shove the tree into its vag... best tree stand ever
     
  15. Potroast88

    Potroast88 YouTube Boy

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    You said big gashes.
     
  16. geargrrl

    geargrrl Turbo Monkey

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    maxi pads work much better. No first aid kid should be without.
    Please God, tell me there is not a maxipad craft site......

    geargrrl
     
  17. dexterq20

    dexterq20 Turbo Monkey

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    They taste like chemicals. It's gross. (Don't pass out drunk in a girl's house with lots of your drunk guy friends around.) :stosh:

    Gee, really? Try telling that to my friends! :dead: