Mother of the Year
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That's absolutely brilliant!
I pray that poor baby doesn't get killed by her mother's stupidity.
I pray that poor baby doesn't get killed by her mother's stupidity.
There are some fates worse than death.SkaredShtles said:That's absolutely brilliant!
I pray that poor baby doesn't get killed by her mother's stupidity.
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Likely one in the wheel, one in the dash, and one in the driver's seat.Westy said:
Post of the month!Westy said:
I think the proper term is "windbag".loco said:
LOL!Westy said:
It looks like Britney isn't wearing her seatbelt either.
2 in the drivers seat, actually.loco said:
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What makes the baby an airbag??? It's sad.robdamanii said:
Pimp'd Ford Explorer = $45000
Gucci Sunglasses = $1000
Recording Contract = $5000000
Doing things that are sooooo brainless it's funny = Priceless
Oh yeah, and not putting the kid in a car seat in back is just plain wrong. You can take the girl out of the trash but not the trash out of the girl.
Gucci Sunglasses = $1000
Recording Contract = $5000000
Doing things that are sooooo brainless it's funny = Priceless
Oh yeah, and not putting the kid in a car seat in back is just plain wrong. You can take the girl out of the trash but not the trash out of the girl.
Mmm hmmm....A seat belt might actually help matters....not to mention passing the kid off to the passenger at least...Jeeezuz...Britney Spears said:
Truth be told I am sure that most people over the age of 30 probably spent alot of time in cars as babies with out the protection of a proper car seat.
And look how many of us there are still left.
And look how many of us there are still left.
Well, maybe they aren't "airbags" per se, but they do have some cushioning potential.loco said:
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You're smart enough to not actually make comments like that.Tenchiro said:
I am also sure that most of our parents had more sense than 17 grains of sand ....and weren't being chased by paparazzi...I'm pretty sure that's why I haven't killed a photographer yet.....Tenchiro said:
I can't wait for the Federline line of Baby Bling clothes that'll be all the rage once they start taking him out for walks...It'll be great! Some faux gold chains that are teething safe, a few "No Hurt" clip on studs to deck out babys' ears, maybe some ripped, sagged jean shorts with little baby gold Lugz with the laces undone. Then Sean can pose it up with the trash bags in the newest issue of Us Weekly.blt2ride said:
Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?!
Well I am *guessing* that deaths caused by motor vehicle accidents in relation to the number of cars on the road have decreased since 1970, although I don't have any numbers in front of me to prove that. Just a hunch though, based on advancements in auto safety and education. (then again, I could be completely wrong...wouldn't be the first time).Tenchiro said:
That is why kids are soft these days. If you can't handle bouncing off of the face plate of a Philco or Delphi AM radio you just aren't tough enough to face the world.Tenchiro said:
damn true, hell we would ride in the bed of the truck (it did have a cap) for long rides, bouncing & hitting walls/windows/tail gates, breathing in exhaust fumes......Westy said:
My assessment of safety features, seat belts, helmets, etc: By removing the natural selection process through which only the thick- headed, strong-boned survive, we are breeding a super-race of mush-headed, weak-boned slug people.
Not to mention minor head injuries only kill the weak brain cells.jdschall said:
Westy said:
Darwin rulez!111!
Beer too!Westy said:
Tenchiro said:
when i was four my parents took me on a road trip from memphis to atlanta. i slept in the bed of the truck the whole way.
This goes a long ways towards explaining alot of things..........douglas said:
laura said:
Me and a friend drove from Chapel Hill, NC to Austin, TX stopping only for gas (23 hours straight.) We took turns sleeping on a mattress in the bed of my truck. That was like 5 years ago.
Sissy.jdschall said:
I drove from Cozad Nebraska to Virginia by myself, 25 hours straight.
If I was bolted into a car seat as a kid I would be soft and unable to do such things.
It's still one page. Change your settings, newb.Ciaran said:
In the future humans won't need calcium enriched dairy products as we will no longer have bones.syadasti said:Cool. I better buy some of these machines and profit off these fat lazy slugs
Our structural support will come from boner technology.jdschall said:
You can't seem to stay away either....Ciaran said:
Nasa is already working on it:Westy said:
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