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N8 v2.0

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Oct 18, 2002
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..FastFood Rage!!!

Angry Woman Gets Revenge at McDonald's
Aug 14 10:05 PM
ATHENS, Ga.

Police have been looking for a disgruntled McDonald's customer who ran into two other customers with her car after a dispute over who was next in line.

Melinda Ann Thomas, 34, and Linda Ann Thomas, 51, were standing in a crowded line around 8:30 a.m. Saturday as they waited to order breakfast, police said. A cashier opened a new line and they stepped to the front of it _ a move that angered another customer who was waiting to order.

According to the report, the unidentified woman started yelling at them and threatened to kill them.

The woman then left the restaurant before the Thomases and stayed in the parking lot, sitting in her dark blue Jeep Cherokee, witnesses told police. As the Thomases made their way to their car, witnesses said the woman pulled out of her parking space and sped toward the women, striking them both with the passenger side of the Jeep.

Neither woman was badly injured, the police report said.

The woman is being sought by police on charges of aggravated assault.

On May 23 at a McDonald's in Covington, about 30 miles southwest of Athens, a man ran over two women and their three children, killing a 2-year-old. A suspect is facing murder and aggravated assault charges in the attack, for which authorities have said they have no motive.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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That's good stuff right there.

The only thing missing is "The impact caused one of the ladies to spill her 400 degree McDonalds coffee onto her crotch."
 

MudGrrl

AAAAH! Monkeys stole my math!
Mar 4, 2004
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has anyone heard the clip of the woman who calls 911 to report someone at Burger King who won't make her a rodeo burger?


seriously.

these people need to in mental wards.
 

dhbuilder

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Aug 10, 2005
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a few miles down the road from the house, there's a freeway exit with a mcdonalds up the hill.

i've seen people completely run the redlight at the offramp and drive across four lanes of traffic without even looking to blast into that parking lot.

the call of the mcmuffin must be hard to resist.
and those fries.
mustn't forget those.
 

I Are Baboon

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Aug 6, 2001
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I always though the Hamburglar was kind of an asshole. I mean, he goes around stealing burgers from people who spend their hard earned money on them. What the **** is that all about? I'd want to run someone over too if they stole my burger. And for someone who steals all those burgers, the Hamburglar was kind of a little guy. I'd expect Grimace to be more of a food thief, but I guess Grimace has a job and doesn't have to steal food like that other bastard.
 

Tame Ape

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N8 said:
..FastFood Rage!!!

Angry Woman Gets Revenge at McDonald's
Aug 14 10:05 PM
ATHENS, Ga.


Melinda Ann Thomas, 34, and Linda Ann Thomas, 51, were standing in a crowded line around 8:30 a.m. Saturday as they waited to order breakfast, police said. A cashier opened a new line and they stepped to the front of it _ a move that angered another customer who was waiting to order.
I'm surprised that Melinda didn't have Ginger Ann Thomas, her 17 year old daughter with her.
 

llkoolkeg

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Sep 5, 2001
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I hate to admit it, but I was once guilty of fastfoodrage. During high school, my brother and I were on our way to visit a Harley Davidson dealership when we decided to stop off for a quick BK lunch. We went through the drivethru and both ordered whoppers with cheese, no tomato and heavy onions. As we both get highly nauseated by tomatos, my brother, who was driving and ordering, asked the order-taker to repeat back the order. The guy did so, noted the "no-tomatos" and then before giving us our total, listened to my brother again insist that no tomato bits at all should be on either burger for health reasons. We are handed our bag of food, I disburse it while we're tooling down the road and to our utter horror, discover both whoppers have two large slices of tomato on each.

My brother, who is younger and even more of a hothead than me, then whips his Smokey & the Bandit edition T-topped Trans Am around and roars back to the drive-thru line, making us even later to the Harley dealership. We hatch our plan, patiently wait through the line, place a large false order, pause for the car in front of us to depart and then when we get up to the pay window, I stand up in the passenger seat with my body hanging out the top of the car and hurl all four tomato slices as hard as I can right at the order-taker guy. I am not sure I have ever laughed so hard while sober as when the guy, sensing disaster, dove out of the way only to get beaned full-force in the chest, neck and head with tomato slices while my brother laid long, shrieking positraction stripes all the way back to the main road. I know it was evil and I'd never think of doing anything like that now, but the sight of the guy's vain attempt at evasion culminating in a massive explosion of tomato guts makes me giggle to this day.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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llkoolkeg said:
I hate to admit it, but I was once guilty of fastfoodrage. During high school, my brother and I were on our way to visit a Harley Davidson dealership when we decided to stop off for a quick BK lunch. We went through the drivethru and both ordered whoppers with cheese, no tomato and heavy onions. As we both get highly nauseated by tomatos, my brother, who was driving and ordering, asked the order-taker to repeat back the order. The guy did so, noted the "no-tomatos" and then before giving us our total, listened to my brother again insist that no tomato bits at all should be on either burger for health reasons. We are handed our bag of food, I disburse it while we're tooling down the road and to our utter horror, discover both whoppers have two large slices of tomato on each.

My brother, who is younger and even more of a hothead than me, then whips his Smokey & the Bandit edition T-topped Trans Am around and roars back to the drive-thru line, making us even later to the Harley dealership. We hatch our plan, patiently wait through the line, place a large false order, pause for the car in front of us to depart and then when we get up to the pay window, I stand up in the passenger seat with my body hanging out the top of the car and hurl all four tomato slices as hard as I can right at the order-taker guy. I am not sure I have ever laughed so hard while sober as when the guy, sensing disaster, dove out of the way only to get beaned full-force in the chest, neck and head with tomato slices while my brother laid long, shrieking positraction stripes all the way back to the main road. I know it was evil and I'd never think of doing anything like that now, but the sight of the guy's vain attempt at evasion culminating in a massive explosion of tomato guts makes me giggle to this day.

what?
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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Tame Ape said:
I'm surprised that Melinda didn't have Ginger Ann Thomas, her 17 year old daughter with her.
And Ginger's newborn daughter, Stacey Ann Thomas.
 

Tame Ape

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Secret Squirrel said:
I thought it was Delinda....not Ginger...but I could be wrong... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nice dig with the math skillz though!!:cool:
Ahh! Good point! Maybe it was Calinda or Belinda?