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Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
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So Cal
stoney98 said:
Wrong Hawkeye. Close though. Same cast.
It was from Mallrats. No one ever seems to get mine either.

Hawkeye said:
"Orange Whip? Orange Whip, Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips."
Blues Brothers.


"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row!?"
 

Zark

Hey little girl, do you want some candy?
Oct 18, 2001
6,254
7
Reno 911
Ciaran said:
"37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"
"In a row!?"

Clerks

"I don't know what species is worse, you don't see them f**king each other over a goddamned percentage"
 

webb

Chimp
Mar 13, 2005
53
0
echo park
Zark said:
"I don't know what species is worse, you don't see them f**king each other over a goddamned percentage"
aliens.


"the plot is ludicrious, you can imagine where it goes from here."
"he fixes the cable?"
 

spleenless

Chimp
May 27, 2005
43
0
Yucaipa, Ca
stoney98 said:
"Its been a long time since I smelled beautiful."
and
"Death by tea cup. Damn. Why didn't I think of that?"

Two people, same movie.
The Chronicles of Riddick

"You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. "
 

Craw

Monkey
Mar 17, 2002
715
-1
spleenless said:
The Chronicles of Riddick

"You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. "
The Girl Next Door?

"If I'm not me... Den who da hell am I?"
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Alright let's clean up some of the orphans....

Ciaran said:
Eurotrip

Since no one seems to get mine, here's an easy one for you...

"...so it's sorta social... Demented and sad, but social."
Breakfast Club

"the plot is ludicrious, you can imagine where it goes from here."
"he fixes the cable?"
The Big Lebowski


"He has matched his meat, you really licked his ass"
"It's met his match and kicked his ass"
Demolition Man

I'm recycling one of mine that got missed.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
 

Hawkeye

Monkey
Jan 8, 2002
623
0
Naperville, IL
DRB said:
I'm recycling one of mine that got missed.

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

I know I have seen this movie but I can't place it right now.

Thanks, this is going to haunt me for the rest of the day.
 

arboc!

Turbo Monkey
Dec 18, 2004
3,288
0
spokane, WA
Hawkeye said:
I know I have seen this movie but I can't place it right now.

Thanks, this is going to haunt me for the rest of the day.
dont answer if you dont know....by the way, that quote you didnt know is from anchorman.
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
dirtjumpP.1 said:
right here
"I've been lookin' for your sweet and sour chicken ass. "
Rush Hour

In honor of an actor that is going to make a BIG payday in the coming weeks.

When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
And what did the other part think?
What her head would look like on a stick...
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
41,159
10,097
DRB said:
Rush Hour

In honor of an actor that is going to make a BIG payday in the coming weeks.

When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."
And what did the other part think?
What her head would look like on a stick...
Christian Bale, "American Psycho"?
 

Joe Pozer

Mullet Head
Aug 22, 2001
673
0
Redwood City
Since Steve didn't put up a quote, I will take over his duties.

Here is the greatest quote of all time:

"Hey Kat, words of wisdom. Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
 

DRB

unemployed bum
Oct 24, 2002
15,242
0
Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Joe Pozer said:
Since Steve didn't put up a quote, I will take over his duties.

Here is the greatest quote of all time:

"Hey Kat, words of wisdom. Drop that zero and get with the hero!"
No way... you did not just quote that movie..... Vanilla Ice in Cool as Ice.

What's more pathetic using the quote or knowing the quote?

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
 

Barbaton

Turbo Monkey
May 11, 2002
1,477
0
suburban hell
DRB said:
No way... you did not just quote that movie..... Vanilla Ice in Cool as Ice.

What's more pathetic using the quote or knowing the quote?

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
Grosse Point Blank

"No man can eat fiddy eggs!"
 

Rockland

Turbo Monkey
Apr 24, 2003
1,880
286
Left hand path
Barbaton said:
Grosse Point Blank

"No man can eat fiddy eggs!"
Cool Hand Luke

"Man I gotta take a piss bad... Can I use your head there? ...I don’t mean your head head - I’m not gonna piss on your head - your hair an’ all... Just piss in the toilet."