and unwashed...
MTB HAll of Fame moves to Fairfax, CA
- Thread starter Repack Rider
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I am 28 and consider myself middle-aged....
Amateurs...
28 you should still be smoking Pot, living at home, and drinking every night or you're doing it wrong....
You don't officially reach middle-age until you can skip a whole week without rubbing one out, and you start taking Blood Pressure medicine....
1. Smoked pot once in my life.
2. Owned my own house 4 years next month; lived in an apt for 2-3 years before that.
3. Got that covered. Maybe enough to make up for 1. and 2.
1. This will NEVER happen to me. Ever. Even if there's a fire.
2. High blood pressure runs in the family. Nearly all of my father's paternal ancestors died of a heart attack before age 65. Meh.
You're still young enough to recover from your failures. PM me if you need any helpful advice on failing. I got that chit nailed....
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Assumes facts not in evidence. I don't need "acceptance" from anonymous, self described monkeys to feel good. I'm secure in who I am.
Say whatever you want about me, but say it often and spell my name right. All publicity is good publicity, and I have a book to sell.
Does my piloting of a tugboat under the Tobin at age 12 count for anything?
Only if you took out a piling with a barge because the sun was in your eyes.... Otherwise no it matters very little.....
"Piloting a tugboat under the Tobin"...that what kids these days are calling it?
If you were so secure, then you wouldnt feel the need to brag on yourself to "anonymous, self described monkeys."
The facts are plainly in evidence when one reviews your posting history, especially in this thread. And now that you reveal your money grubbing Crapitalist side, your true personality has been fully revealed. Go hang out with Biker Fox, or to Pinkbike, they may stand in reverent awe of you there. Here, notsomuch.
I think this thread is ripe for locking and subsequent deletion now.
Screw the season pass, I want the tug boat ride. I spent my time as a line handler.
i'll be sure to give it a glowing review when it is available on amazon.
i clicked the link expecting a coloring book.