[N8 v2.0]

Meet John Adam... an American fighting man:

This image of what appears to be a captured US soldier was posted on an Iraqi militant website, Tuesday Feb. 1, 2005. According to the website, the militants threatened to behead the hostage in 72 hours unless the Americans release Iraqi prisoners. The claim could not be verified.(AP Photo)​

Link: http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050201/D87VSVG80.html

 

[N8 v2.0]

They've got JOE!!!??

 

[Echo]

If it turns out that is a picture of a doll, this could be the funniest thing ever in the Political forum

 

[Westy]

Don't worry Snakeyes and Scarlet will save him.

 

[punkassean]

Or Duke and Snowjob with assistance from Wild Bill in the Dragonfly. Wait, is Duke still in a coma?

 

[dan-o]

I knew Bin Laden wasn't behind all this. We've been fighting the Cobra Commander this whole time!

 

[llkoolkeg]

What John Adam needs to worry about is not the M16 pointed at his head, but the nasty kid down the street with a string of firecrackers and a BB gun. You saw what he was capable of in 'Toy Story' right?

John's only got 72 hours before the militants turn him over to little Bobby!

 

[N8 v2.0]

'It is our doll... to me it definitely looks like it is. Everything the guy is wearing is exactly what comes with our figure,' Liam Cusack of Dragon Models USA, inc., tells the ASSOCIATED PRESS...

Linky: http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050201/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_soldier


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[TheInedibleHulk]

The little handle coming out of the front grip of the M16 may be a clue... I dont think they ever made that version.....

 

[Skookum]

haha that's some ****ed up **** there.....

 

[Westy]

Or Duke and Snowjob with assistance from Wild Bill in the Dragonfly. Wait, is Duke still in a coma?

What good is Snowjob gonna be in the middle of an Iraqi desert?

You obviously want to send in the Desert Strike Team

 

[DamienC]

Oh no, it's too late! Looks like those dirty bastards already offed with his head...and Cody doesn't look too pleased about it. :devil: :nuts:

 

[Changleen]

Roflmao

 

[MikeD]

The little handle coming out of the front grip of the M16 may be a clue... I dont think they ever made that version.....

Well, not really, but it still looks like it's plastic...

I saw those pics this morning and thought, "What, did they capture a mannequin?" Just didn't look right.

Duke is gonna be pissed when he risks all those laser-boltish Cobra bullets just to find out he's rescuing a puppet.

Maybe Team America should be sent for this one. Valmorphanize!!!

MD

 

[H8R]

We have a choice of strategies in response to this...

Send in the biochemical weapon:

http://www.prankplace.com/fbush.htm

Or diplomacy:

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-bush.shtml

Or we annoy them to death:

http://www.kbtoys.com/genProduct.html?PID=2650579&ctid=17

 

[H8R]

Actually, screw the GI Joe crew, Master Chief will bring him back single handed!

 

[Changleen]

Do you think he'd accept rescue by America's favourite gay icon?

Or do you think he'd rather be beheaded than hold hands on the way back?

 

[Damn True]

America, F_ck Yeah!

 

[genpowell71]

Someone better call the secret service and get Barbie some protection QUICK!!!