[Full Trucker]

There will be a podium and prizes for the top 'staches in each of three categories: Men 17+, Junior Men 16 & Under, and Women. Registration, display, judging, and the whole sha-bang-a-bang will be held at the Dual Slalom Awards Ceremony at the Sol Survivor, Aug 1-3.

So basically the low-down is this: the fellas at SolVista are throwing down a right proper mustache growing contest, to be held at the Sol Survivor August 1-3. Not exactly sure how the judging is gonna work out, but I'm pretty sure it'll be a mix of staff judging and crowd participation. Gettum started, boys!

EDIT: Please feel free to steal the cr@p out of that image and circulate it to as many Stashers as you see fit. Booyah!



And yes, that IS a picture of John Hall wearing a Magnum P.I. shirt.

 

[Bikerpunk241]

Dang, I gots me some growing to do..... Does rogaine work for facial hair?

 

[WhiteRavenKS]

matty told me that's john oates. i thought maybe it was tom martino...

i'm working on something really patchy and not at all good looking for this.

 

[Lux Interior]

can I enter my taint brush?

 

[Full Trucker]

Yes. In the Women's category.

 

[binary visions]

I thought this was gonna be a competition for mustache rides.

Instead I find it's a contest to look like a child molester.

That makes me a sad panda.

 

[tmx]

Ew, don't put his taint in with the Betties. No respect!

Can I be one of the judges? (Not of Lux's goodies, but of the MWS's*)


*Men With Stash.

 

[Full Trucker]

Ew, don't put his taint in with the Betties. No respect!

Can I be one of the judges? (Not of Lux's goodies, but of the MWS's*)


*Men With Stash.

Done and done, no taints allowed in any category. And I've been taking to referring to potential contest participants as "Stashers" - it has a nice ring to it. Although I do like the solid use of abbreviations, Oh Chromed One.

 

[tmx]

Stashers sounds better than MWS.

Can't wait to see how funny you all look. Are non-locals allowed to enter? I'll try to talk Doc into Stashin' it. (or just hide his razor)

Will Litter be OTBing the comp?

 

[El Spazmiestro]

no sadly rogaine does not work on facial hair (i've tried)

 

[Bikerpunk241]

dang, I guess I'm going for patchy, though not patchy-est.......

 

[Full Trucker]

Are non-locals allowed to enter?

You must be present to enter the contest, but even SLC folks will be allowed to enter. If we have to let them. I guess.

Will Litter be OTBing the comp?

Great idea, email Spoony and tell him to make that carp happen. It'll be a big fish for sure!

 

[cshewmake7]

You must be present to enter the contest,

I will be mailing in my entry from the Canada races regardless if it counts for the competition or not. It's gonna be creepy, that's all I have to say.

 

[caputo1989]

YO Evan can I be a "Stasher"?

 

[caputo1989]

Done and done, no taints allowed in any category. And I've been taking to referring to potential contest participants as "Stashers" - it has a nice ring to it. Although I do like the solid use of abbreviations, Oh Chromed One.

I guess that makes my origional idea illegal?

 

[Bikerpunk241]

I found the perfect shirt!

 

[Full Trucker]

It's SO on. So. On.