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My Big Redneck Wedding: I'm marrying my sister...

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Sitting here scrolling though the channels getting ready for a road ride I came across CMT's "My Bid Redneck Wedding." Normally these scare me just enough to know I shouldn't breed, but this one was extra special.

"This is Bo, and he's my brother, and this is Chris: She's my sister."

"There's nothing freaky going on though, his ma and pa adopted me at sixteen, so its all good. I don't think its illegal..."

I guess the upside is you only have one set of inlaws to contend with, but how do you later explain to your inbred offspring why they only have one set of grandparents.

The real clincher for the episode was when the mother looked the bride right in the eyes and said "you gonna marry your brother if you like it or not..."

I think we're pretty much doomed.