[stevew]

GAZA CITY : A doctor holds the new born baby boy of Palestinian mother Hanaa al-Zanen, 26, who had her baby conceived with sperm from her husband smuggled out of an Israeli prison, at a hospital in Gaza City on January 11, 2013. The boy is the son of Palestinian prisoner Tamer al-Zanen (portrait), who has been incarcerated in an Israeli jail for the past seven years. AFP PHOTO / MAHMUD HAMS

 

[jonKranked]

the look on that doctors face....

 

[jackalope]

Huh, I didn't think their sky wizard was copacetic with beating the bishop. Perhaps a good stoning is in order.

 

[mykel]

Until they find out the father is actually an Israeli prison guard.

Turkey basters to Attention!!

 

[stevew]

the look on that doctors face....

thinking....what's the point...in 16 years they'll be shoveling your remains up from a market somewhere

 

[FSM]

Huh, I didn't think their sky wizard was copacetic with beating the bishop. Perhaps a good stoning is in order.

I have no problems with people who fondle their own noodle.

 

[eric strt6]

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

[$tinkle]

"babies from bibi"

should name him Onan