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bigginsis

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
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We got a book at work today called "Primary Care of the Posterior Segment" - I started laughing and somehow, the reference to posterior brought up Biggins. We (me and my girls here at the J-O-B) have been trying to find a name for his particular science - maybe Rumpologist or Bootyologist? So at any rate, it's almost quitting time, i'm punchy and felt like sharing. :blah:
 

MTB_Rob_NC

What do I have to do to get you in this car TODAY?
Nov 15, 2002
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Well I am not camping, but I am hoping to meet up with Biggins for a ride and some other stuff.


edit... and also I have a sister as well, so I couldn't disrespect ya know.
 

Skookum

bikey's is cool
Jul 26, 2002
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bigginsis said:
i'm an old married woman. got no rep but i do got booty!
You won't back off the horndog hounds (doug and stosh) with comments like that....

And on topic of this thread i think Biggins should just call himself Dr. Ass, it has a nice ring to it....

dougy yer avy while disturbing will never match up to the Georgey one i toted for awhile..... people "used" to read my posts before i adopted that one....
 

douglas

Chocolate Milk Doug
May 15, 2002
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Shut up and Ride
Skookum said:
You won't back off the horndog hounds (doug and stosh) with comments like that....

And on topic of this thread i think Biggins should just call himself Dr. Ass, it has a nice ring to it....

dougy yer avy while disturbing will never match up to the Georgey one i toted for awhile..... people "used" to read my posts before i adopted that one....

horndog hounds!? please......

yeah, that avy was very unpleasant to look at
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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well, after recently receiving my doctorate in bootyology i must now be reffered to as doctor biggins. my thesis was on the effects of gravity on average to ample size booties and the direct correlation with slapping resistance. the formula for equating the density and firmness is still a theory and not yet proven but i will keep you posted. until then i will have to continue my research for the benefit of all man kind. i need research participants. so please forward all sisters/wives/girlfriends/single attractive female friends phone numbers to my pm box so i can contact them and make sure they meet requirements.
 

llkoolkeg

Ranger LL
Sep 5, 2001
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in da shed, mon, in da shed
bigginsis said:
We got a book at work today called "Primary Care of the Posterior Segment" - I started laughing and somehow, the reference to posterior brought up Biggins. We (me and my girls here at the J-O-B) have been trying to find a name for his particular science - maybe Rumpologist or Bootyologist? So at any rate, it's almost quitting time, i'm punchy and felt like sharing. :blah:
They are called "proctologists" but if you and your galpalz are longing to beknight him, might I suggest you consider "da-da da-da da-da da-da ButtMan!"
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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bigginsis said:
man i don't even understand thongs - i mean, what exactly is the point? and i mean for daily wear, not dress-up-for-some-lovin-wear.

they like having things in their butt crack all day long.
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
bigginsis said:
man i don't even understand thongs - i mean, what exactly is the point? and i mean for daily wear, not dress-up-for-some-lovin-wear.
It cantbe fun having a string up your crak all day... as for the dress up for lovin... That makes no sense to me. For lovin... you get undressed. The best lingerie is none.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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bigginsis said:
man i don't even understand thongs - i mean, what exactly is the point? and i mean for daily wear, not dress-up-for-some-lovin-wear.
I'm told they're very comfortable once you get used to them.

On some girls it's :nope: but on some... mmm... :evil:
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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SkaredShtles said:
Yeah. But why would someone wanna "get used" to something stuck up their a$$crack?!? :confused: Maybe I'm missing something obvious. :think:
Sex appeal and/or lack of panty lines... Hey, I didn't say it made sense. :think:

I'm not complaining, though...
 

golgiaparatus

Out of my element
Aug 30, 2002
7,340
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Deep in the Jungles of Oklahoma
On a somewhat on topic comment I'd like to say this. I went out for burgers with a lesbian friend of mine... she check out asses way faster and more efficiently than I do. She spotted, at great distance, a fine woman wearing white skin tight stretchy pants... under the stretchy pants... a white thong.

I knew it was a thong because the had the little triangle of underwear above her butt crack and then nothing below that... Ive never traded totally obscene 'male pig' remarks with a woman before, it was kinda refreshing :D :oink:
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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im not much of a thong fan really. i dont see the point in them. just dont wear any panties if you are gonna wear a thong.
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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biggins said:
im not much of a thong fan really. i dont see the point in them. just dont wear any panties if you are gonna wear a thong.
The point isn't what it looks like when the pants are on.. Underwear can be very sexy. Not just thongs, of course, but thongs as well.
 

biggins

Rump Junkie
May 18, 2003
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binary visions said:
The point isn't what it looks like when the pants are on.. Underwear can be very sexy. Not just thongs, of course, but thongs as well.
word :stupid:
 

bigginsis

Monkey
Jun 20, 2004
490
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standing at the edge of reason
golgiaparatus said:
... Ive never traded totally obscene 'male pig' remarks with a woman before, it was kinda refreshing :D :oink:
i'm not a lesbian but i like looking at girls. and i'm not above pointing out a nice rump to biggins, although i do not have his radar ability. he knows fine booty before it even enters the room. the other night there was this woman at the bar and i swear someone got their phd in engineering designing her bra - never seen a pair quite so high...

so i guess my point is lots of girls like to girl-watch...
:sneaky: