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Curb Hucker

I am an idiot
Feb 4, 2004
3,661
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Sleeping in my Kenworth
You get points for owning a Rover, but yours is still 100% mall cruiser, and you have the poser LR Genuine Brush Guard which causes more problems than it prevents. Your truck is sort of lame because of the reasons below.

#1 Its Clean
#2 It has no dents
#3 Its Clean
#4 You have a stock LR Brushguard
#5 You have no lift
#6 You have street tires
#7 You have a stock bumper
#8 You still have factory mudflaps
#9 You still have a resinator
#10 You havn't modified your front bumper yet
#11 You have no Central Diff Lock
#12 It might have ACE
#13 You still have rear airbags (that is if its an SE7)
#14 You still have 7 seats installed (that is if its an SE7)
And the worst part about it is that i've got $10 on you still having swaybars :oink:


A real Disco looks like mine:

No Anti-Swaybars
No ACE
No Mudflaps
3rd row seats and all related brackets removed
Removed LR Brushguard
Plenty of dents and dings :thumb:
More scratches than good paint
SLS Airbag system removed, replaced with coils
3" lift
Custom front bumper for better approach angle (its got a cool crack in it too)
32" BFG MTRs
Center Diff Locker
Flowmaster Super 40 muffler, and mandrel bent exhaust with no resinator


Soon to come:

4" lift with Bilstein 7100 Shocks
Rovertym Slimline Front Bumper
Intake Snorkel
Rock Sliders
CB w/ PA system
Spare Tire Mounted Jerry Can
12000lbs Winch

(truck is hella sagged into its travel in picture because it has the entire SIC booth from WV inside it)
(also note that since that pic was taken, the entire center portion of the front bumper below the grey line is trimmed off)
 

Curb Hucker

I am an idiot
Feb 4, 2004
3,661
0
Sleeping in my Kenworth
Oh ya, and you titled this thread "My Car" :stosh: :stosh: Hell I dont even refer to mine as an SUV anymore. The term SUV now means Fully Independent Suspension, 32 airbags, 3 LCD screens, and 4" of ground clearance :stosh: The Discos, Series, Defenders, RRCs, and P38s are TRUCKS, when you buy an LR3 or a new RR then its ok to call it an SUV. But at least you have a Disco, now go get it muddy, scratched, and then start pouring money into it :cool:
 

Konabumm

Konaboner
Jun 13, 2003
4,381
77
Hollywood, Maryland, United States
Curb Hucker said:
You get points for owning a Rover, but yours is still 100% mall cruiser, and you have the poser LR Genuine Brush Guard which causes more problems than it prevents. Your truck is sort of lame because of the reasons below.

#1 Its Clean
#2 It has no dents
#3 Its Clean
#4 You have a stock LR Brushguard
#5 You have no lift
#6 You have street tires
#7 You have a stock bumper
#8 You still have factory mudflaps
#9 You still have a resinator
#10 You havn't modified your front bumper yet
#11 You have no Central Diff Lock
#12 It might have ACE
#13 You still have rear airbags (that is if its an SE7)
#14 You still have 7 seats installed (that is if its an SE7)
And the worst part about it is that i've got $10 on you still having swaybars :oink:


A real Disco looks like mine:

No Anti-Swaybars
No ACE
No Mudflaps
3rd row seats and all related brackets removed
Removed LR Brushguard
Plenty of dents and dings :thumb:
More scratches than good paint
SLS Airbag system removed, replaced with coils
3" lift
Custom front bumper for better approach angle (its got a cool crack in it too)
32" BFG MTRs
Center Diff Locker
Flowmaster Super 40 muffler, and mandrel bent exhaust with no resinator


Soon to come:

4" lift with Bilstein 7100 Shocks
Rovertym Slimline Front Bumper
Intake Snorkel
Rock Sliders
CB w/ PA system
Spare Tire Mounted Jerry Can
12000lbs Winch

(truck is hella sagged into its travel in picture because it has the entire SIC booth from WV inside it)
(also note that since that pic was taken, the entire center portion of the front bumper below the grey line is trimmed off)

Out of all the ball busting this one hurt the most.....

#1 Its Clean - Yes it is, because it rained
#2 It has no dents - Just can see the dent
#3 Its Clean - Yes it is, because it rained
#4 You have a stock LR Brushguard - IT'S AFTERMARKET
#5 You have no lift - Not Yet
#6 You have street tires - I have the same tires you have Goodyears
#7 You have a stock bumper - Yes
#8 You still have factory mudflaps - Yes
#9 You still have a resinator - Yes
#10 You havn't modified your front bumper yet - nope
#11 You have no Central Diff Lock - nope
#12 It might have ACE
#13 You still have rear airbags (that is if its an SE7) - I have the cheap one
#14 You still have 7 seats installed (that is if its an SE7) - - I have the cheap one
And the worst part about it is that i've got $10 on you still having swaybars :oink: Yes

But I'm working on it.....

Yours is sweet!
 

SkaredShtles

I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!
Sep 21, 2003
50,177
3,763
In a van.... down by the river
Curb Hucker said:
<snip>
A real Disco looks like mine:

No Anti-Swaybars
No ACE
No Mudflaps
3rd row seats and all related brackets removed
Removed LR Brushguard
Plenty of dents and dings :thumb:
More scratches than good paint
SLS Airbag system removed, replaced with coils
3" lift
Custom front bumper for better approach angle (its got a cool crack in it too)
32" BFG MTRs
Center Diff Locker
Flowmaster Super 40 muffler, and mandrel bent exhaust with no resinator


Soon to come:

4" lift with Bilstein 7100 Shocks
Rovertym Slimline Front Bumper
Intake Snorkel
Rock Sliders
CB w/ PA system
Spare Tire Mounted Jerry Can
12000lbs Winch
Do you have any idea how much gas you could buy with the money if you didn't buy all that bull$hit? :rolleyes:
 

jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
6,763
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Vestal, NY
Curb Hucker said:
A real Disco looks like mine:

No Anti-Swaybars
No ACE
No Mudflaps
3rd row seats and all related brackets removed
Removed LR Brushguard
Plenty of dents and dings :thumb:
More scratches than good paint
SLS Airbag system removed, replaced with coils
3" lift
Custom front bumper for better approach angle (its got a cool crack in it too)
32" BFG MTRs
Center Diff Locker
Flowmaster Super 40 muffler, and mandrel bent exhaust with no resinator
No swabyars... wow
OMG - no mudflaps - that's friggin hardcore!
Dents and dings - my neighbor's carolla has those
3" of lift - do you get nosebleads when you drive?
32" MTs - is that like, what comes on those big farm tractors?
Center Diff Locker - wow, that comes stock???
Flowmaster - cool, that must really improve your trail performance


:stosh:
 

hooples3

Fuggetaboutit!
Mar 14, 2005
5,247
0
Brooklyn
jacksonpt said:
No swabyars... wow
OMG - no mudflaps - that's friggin hardcore!
Dents and dings - my neighbor's carolla has those
3" of lift - do you get nosebleads when you drive?
32" MTs - is that like, what comes on those big farm tractors?
Center Diff Locker - wow, that comes stock???
Flowmaster - cool, that must really improve your trail performance


:stosh:
what?? no picture of your real truck jackson.... yours is a truck!!!! nice!!!! :thumb:
 

jacksonpt

Turbo Monkey
Jul 22, 2002
6,763
0
Vestal, NY
hooples3 said:
what?? no picture of your real truck jackson.... yours is a truck!!!! nice!!!! :thumb:
no, cause mine's not a real trail rig... no SFA and no lockers. Though it's bigger than his. Besides... I'm not sure I have any pics of my truck in a parking lot like his.