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jdcamb

jdcamb

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Funny as ****! He was snoring, drooling, and had his Bible open in his lap. My boss walked in looking for him and heard the snoring. He was afraid to wake him up so I played the wakeup Darryl song really loud. He kind of slowly woke up to find our boss in his cube. Man I am having so much fun today. They are still upstairs talking. This should be interesting.......
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

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Well he's back and all pissed off. He thinks we should have woke him up?? This from the guy who drops a dime on us any given chance he gets?? Man what a idiot. He even has the balls to take his lunch now.....
 
Toshi

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Many businesses now encourage employee naps. It has been proven to increase productivity in the afternoons.
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source? citation for your "proven" comment? i can see software companies doing this, but run of the mill businesses? :oink: :oink:
 
jdcamb

jdcamb

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llkoolkeg said:
Familiar with the kiddie group from down under, 'The Wiggles'? The "Wake Up Jeff!" song would have been perfect to bust him out. What is the 'wakeup Darryl' song?
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It is Sister Mary Elephant bit from Cheech and Chong with Darryl edited in. It is piped through a 1000w Crown PA Amp and some kicking JBL Loudspeakers. It is loud! I have wakeup songs for all my co-workers. (I call them co-bodies because they don't actually work).....
 
stosh

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jdcamb said:
Funny as ****! He was snoring, drooling, and had his Bible open in his lap. My boss walked in looking for him and heard the snoring. He was afraid to wake him up so I played the wakeup Darryl song really loud. He kind of slowly woke up to find our boss in his cube. Man I am having so much fun today. They are still upstairs talking. This should be interesting.......
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bwahhhhhhhhh I guess the bible stories got a little old.
 
stosh

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jdcamb said:
It is Sister Mary Elephant bit from Cheech and Chong with Darryl edited in. It is piped through a 1000w Crown PA Amp and some kicking JBL Loudspeakers. It is loud! I have wakeup songs for all my co-workers. (I call them co-bodies because they don't actually work).....
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bwahhhhhhhhhh sister mary esterhouse was funny!
 
Westy

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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We used to have a guy here at work that would fall asleep after lunch and snore. He smelled bad so we would hose him down with lysol while passed out. He could never figure out why he'd wake up smelling like a hospital.
 
reflux

reflux

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Westy said:
We used to have a guy here at work that would fall asleep after lunch and snore. He smelled bad so we would hose him down with lysol while passed out. He could never figure out why he'd wake up smelling like a hospital.
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you always have the best anecdotes. thanks for the laugh.
 
Brian HCM#1

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jdcamb said:
Funny as ****! He was snoring, drooling, and had his Bible open in his lap. My boss walked in looking for him and heard the snoring. He was afraid to wake him up so I played the wakeup Darryl song really loud. He kind of slowly woke up to find our boss in his cube. Man I am having so much fun today. They are still upstairs talking. This should be interesting.......
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You should have replaced his bible with a porn mag, then got your boss:thumb:
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

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SkaredShtles said:
There's something else *related* to a teletubby?? And just *how* exactly do you know this?? :think:

-S.S.-
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I know this because one day around Christmas this guy on TV was doing a spoof on Christmas shopping...like a local interest story and he was in toys r us and they showed this horrific looking toy and I was like wtf is THAT and WHO would give such a thing to their child? So anyway, a few days later I was shopping for my nieces and nephews on Toysrus.com and that horrific looking thing was a featured toy...It's called a boobah...they make fart sounds. f'n weird...

Here is a picture of one of em:
 
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jacki

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I fell asleep at work during a meeting with the boss and a few others once. Some friends and I had gone out drinking the night before and I'm not exactly sure how I dozed off, but I awoke to a distant sound of my name being called. The calling got louder, the fog cleared, and I found myself busted in front of everybody. Everyone was laughing and all I could do was apologize and say I had a late night the night before.
 
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jacki said:
I fell asleep at work during a meeting with the boss and a few others once. Some friends and I had gone out drinking the night before and I'm not exactly sure how I dozed off, but I awoke to a distant sound of my name being called. The calling got louder, the fog cleared, and I found myself busted in front of everybody. Everyone was laughing and all I could do was apologize and say I had a late night the night before.
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There's some comic that does a standup bit about staying out all night drinking, and the thought process one goes through, as you keep rationalizing the increasing lack of sleep you are going to get. The character keeps saying "Besides, as long as I get x hours of sleep, I'll be fine!" When he gets down to about 4 hours of sleep, he says, "Yeah, I'll go to that Board meeting looking like Keith Richards, I'll turn it around and make it work for me."
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Skookum

Skookum

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If you fall asleep on the roof you may become a permanant addition to it.

Actually on hot days naps are common during break/lunch.
 
Westy

Westy

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Skookum said:
If you fall asleep on the roof you may become a permanant addition to it.

Actually on hot days naps are common during break/lunch.
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I worked with a crew of Iron Workers in Dayton that could eat half a pizza, drink a 6 pack of beer, smoke a joint and get a 15 minute nap all within a half hour lunch. Although an amazing feat not much got done after lunch.
 
Skookum

Skookum

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Westy said:
I worked with a crew of Iron Workers in Dayton that could eat half a pizza, drink a 6 pack of beer, smoke a joint and get a 15 minute nap all within a half hour lunch. Although an amazing feat not much got done after lunch.
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Construction is pretty cool in many ways. What other work environment can you tell a guy you're not attracted to him because he doesn't have big enough tits..... i mean it's totally politically incorrect x-rated all day. It kinda get's old, but really it becomes like a second language after a while....
 
Westy

Westy

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Skookum said:
Construction is pretty cool in many ways. What other work environment can you tell a guy you're not attracted to him because he doesn't have big enough tits..... i mean it's totally politically incorrect x-rated all day. It kinda get's old, but really it becomes like a second language after a while....
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F'in-A
 
Transcend

Transcend

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Toshi said:
source? citation for your "proven" comment? i can see software companies doing this, but run of the mill businesses? :oink: :oink:
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Here is a long version. Some kids at carnegie mellon started a business "metronaps". Businesses in the city are sending their employees, and some now havenap rooms. Saw some other reports of this too (cnn business i think).

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,65669,00.html
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

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Transcend said:
Here is a long version. Some kids at carnegie mellon started a business "metronaps". Businesses in the city are sending their employees, and some now havenap rooms. Saw some other reports of this too (cnn business i think).

http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,65669,00.html
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Man what I would do to have a MetroNap Pod in my office. I have to take a nap every day in my car at lunch. I even keep a pillow and blanket in my car. I get up at 5:30 and I am NOT a morning person. I get all keyed up around 8 or 9 at night and can't get to sleep...then when I do, I wake up in the middle of the night and cannot go back to sleep till right before I have to get up for work. So during the day I'm like a zombie...MMMMMM...mmmmmeeeetttrrrroooonnnnnaaaaapppp pppoooddddd
 
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