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my ex is a crazy bitch lulz

theg1ant

Monkey
Oct 20, 2006
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i woke up to a text from my best friend telling me to call him asap. As usual, i thought it was him with a great idea to get us in trouble for the night so i went and showered and got ready for the day. I call him and the first thing he says is "Hannah has gone off the deep end"

Now, i already knew she was a bit crazy but didnt hate her despite her managing to make the messiest breakup (until her i've ended up being friends with all my ex's) and shortest relationship i've had. Im not one for short relationships but i couldnt go out with this girl for more than 6 weeks (and she still managed to tell me she thought she was in love with me in that short time).

Needless to say i didnt think much of his comment.

Rewind back to during the relationship

Me and my friend were at her house waiting for her sister to show up (who my friend was dating at the time). We had been waiting for upwards of an hour and were getting pretty frustrated with her. My friend and hannah decided to play a joke on her sister by having my friend pose on her bed with her favorite stuffed animal and taking a picture with her Holga so that when she developed she would find the picture. My friend was wearing boxxers, though you could not tell because the stuffed animal was covering the entire area. I was asked to take the picture (being the photographer in the bunch) but i declined b/c i did not know how to work her holga and it didnt care enough to move from my seat and learn just for that. Hannah took it and we warned her sister and it was all a funny joke.

Fast forward to now

Well her sister finally got the roll developed today (after almost 3 months) and she managed to forget about the picture. Her father found the picture before she could look through them and now police are involved. My ex is now asking my friend and me to take the fall for it and say she was in the shower so her dad doesnt get mad at her. I pointed out the fact that I am/was 18 at the time and i would be facing a child pornography charge (my friend is/was a minor at the time) if i did that. She DOES NOT CARE. She tried justifying her side to me multiple times with how much being grounded would suck etc... Evidently me going to jail doesnt suck as much as her being grounded and she is still perusing her plan. :crazy:

Im ****in PISSED

I CANNOT believe that i had anything to do with someone so selfish.

If i actually took this picture this story would be different. But not my ex wants me to take the fall for something that she did even if it means i go to jail.

Ill keep you updated as this unfolds.

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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
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Call her Dad and tell the truth. Let him know in detail, so that you don't get thrown under the bus. Get your friend, who is in the picture to go with you. 2 vs one, especially when your stories jive will clear things right up. Otherwise, stay away from crazy bishes.
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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No kidding. The best I can gather is that the dad found a picture of his youngest (younger?) daughter's boyfriend seemingly naked in her bed. Beyond that, I'm so confused...

1) What's illegal about that? If your friend wasn't naked, it's not child pornography.
2) Your friend is in the picture. He's implicated in this regardless.
3) This is all about the older daughter not wanting to admit that she was behind the camera?
4) Why exactly where the cops called???

What kills me is that if the sisters had admitted it to their dad, NONE of this would be a big deal. "Ha, ya, we played a joke on her, he was wearing boxers at the time..." Now the big deal is that the older daughter is going to be caught lying, and that's what's really going to get her in trouble. Jeez, people, fess up admit everything and your sentence will be far, far, FAR less than if you try to lie your way out of it and then get caught.
 

reflux

Turbo Monkey
Mar 18, 2002
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No kidding. The best I can gather is that the dad found a picture of his youngest (younger?) daughter's boyfriend seemingly naked in her bed. Beyond that, I'm so confused...
I read through it twice and am still having trouble making sense of the post. Help?
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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What kills me is that if the sisters had admitted it to their dad, NONE of this would be a big deal. "Ha, ya, we played a joke on her, he was wearing boxers at the time..." Now the big deal is that the older daughter is going to be caught lying, and that's what's really going to get her in trouble. Jeez, people, fess up admit everything and your sentence will be far, far, FAR less than if you try to lie your way out of it and then get caught.
but... but... that involves accountability and taking responsibility for your own actions. and that is SO un-American :bonk:
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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No kidding. The best I can gather is that the dad found a picture of his youngest (younger?) daughter's boyfriend seemingly naked in her bed. Beyond that, I'm so confused...

1) What's illegal about that? If your friend wasn't naked, it's not child pornography.
2) Your friend is in the picture. He's implicated in this regardless.
"sexting" is actually illegal.
there was some stupid story in the local news about kids doing this and how "out of control it is"
 

Drunken_Ninja

Turbo Monkey
Aug 25, 2002
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being 18 or 19 can be so evil...underaged illegal minors will ruin a guys life...if this is you run away run away run away even faster...

if the cops are just issuing the bench warrant now then you only have one choice, lawyer up.
 

dante

Unabomber
Feb 13, 2004
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but... but... that involves accountability and taking responsibility for your own actions. and that is SO un-American :bonk:
Amazing that choosing the lesser of two punishments can be considered a virtue.

"sexting" is actually illegal.
there was some stupid story in the local news about kids doing this and how "out of control it is"
You know that there has to be some kind of nudity for it to be sexting, right?
 

Leppah

Turbo Monkey
Mar 12, 2008
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i blame video games
I'm with you. I blame them because i can't tell what's reality anymore. I do bad things all week, then i go to church and erase my memory card and start all over again. It's great. By the time i've become bad, i've become good again.
 

Muttely

Monkey
Jan 26, 2009
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I say, Tell the dad a load of stories of his daughters doing crack, being whores, but send them in an anonymous letter, lookingvery official.

Golden.
 

theg1ant

Monkey
Oct 20, 2006
150
0
Atlanta
update:

yesterday i called the girl and told her that she had until the night to tell her dad the truth. if not me and my friend were going to come over with our phones that are full of the texts she sent us and would clear things up for her. after resisting the idea she eventually said she would do it. me and him are planning on going over for a surprise visit today to make sure it was done.
 

Brian HCM#1

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Sep 7, 2001
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update:

yesterday i called the girl and told her that she had until the night to tell her dad the truth. if not me and my friend were going to come over with our phones that are full of the texts she sent us and would clear things up for her. after resisting the idea she eventually said she would do it. me and him are planning on going over for a surprise visit today to make sure it was done.
Be a man and face the dad.
 

theg1ant

Monkey
Oct 20, 2006
150
0
Atlanta
Be a man and face the dad.

done

when i got there he greeted me rather warmly. i was like "okay thats a weird response" and he started chatting with me. i eventually asked if she had cleared everything up with him and he asked me what i was talking about. turns out she made it up just to get me and my friend talking to her again (he and her used to be good friends until she started being crazy)
:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

situation resolved
:cheers:
 

vtjim

Beware of Milo & Otis
Jan 6, 2006
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North Andover MA
done

when i got there he greeted me rather warmly. i was like "okay thats a weird response" and he started chatting with me. i eventually asked if she had cleared everything up with him and he asked me what i was talking about. turns out she made it up just to get me and my friend talking to her again (he and her used to be good friends until she started being crazy)
:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

situation resolved
:cheers:
Wow, that was in incredibly anticlimactic ending to this whole thread. Did he at least admit that his daughter was crazy?
 

Sghost

Turbo Monkey
Jul 13, 2008
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Wasn't he curious as to what you were babbling about?


crazy bitch lulz is right. Run kid. Run.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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done

when i got there he greeted me rather warmly. i was like "okay thats a weird response" and he started chatting with me. i eventually asked if she had cleared everything up with him and he asked me what i was talking about. turns out she made it up just to get me and my friend talking to her again (he and her used to be good friends until she started being crazy)
:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

situation resolved
:cheers:
+ rep for going to the old man. Now learn to type properly.