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My favorite Christian nutcase:

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
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Orange County, CA
http://www.5280.com/issues/2006/0607/feature.php?pageID=416

This explains a lot:

Once, as Dobson writes in The New Strong-Willed Child, Jimbo provoked a fight between a pug bulldog and a “sweet, passive Scottie named Baby” by throwing a tennis ball toward Baby: “The bulldog went straight for Baby’s throat and hung on. It was an awful scene. Neighbors came running from everywhere as the Scottie screamed in terror. It took ten minutes and a garden hose for the adults to pry loose the bulldog’s grip. By then Baby was almost dead. He spent two weeks in the animal hospital, and I spent two weeks in the doghouse. I was hated by the entire town.”

And, my old personal favorite:

A fifth member of the household, a stubborn little dachshund named Sigmund Freud, added to the chaos. When “Siggie” refused to go to bed one night, Dobson got out a belt and whacked him. The dog bared its teeth and Dobson gave it a second whack. “What developed next is impossible to describe,” writes Dobson in The New Strong-Willed Child. “That tiny dog and I had the most vicious fight ever staged between man and beast. I fought him up one wall and down the other, with both of us scratching and clawing and growling. I am still embarrassed by the memory of the entire scene.”

He should be embarrassed...that's animal abuse. And it's also probably the worst thing from a dog behavior point of view that you could have done. That first anecdote sounds like somthing "Growing Up as a Serial Killer." Nice to see he could beat up a small dog. I wonder what the hell happened to his kids growing up?
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
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TN
You know, I tortured animals as a child, but I never actually fought one. I just cut their skin off and crucified them. :rofl:
 

BurlyShirley

Rex Grossman Will Rise Again
Jul 4, 2002
19,180
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TN
fluff said:
I just hope the buddhists are right. Shirley might come back as a gerbil in Richard Gere's house.
Would that be a fudge helmet? A goatse hat? A sh!tty sombrero?
 

Secret Squirrel

There is no Justice!
Dec 21, 2004
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Up sh*t creek, without a paddle
Whack-ass Article said:
Myrtle Dobson was an amiable and social woman, but she didn’t hesitate to whack her son with a shoe or belt when she felt it was required. Consequently, Dobson writes, he learned at an early age to stay out of striking distance when he back-talked to his mother. One day he made the mistake of mouthing off when she was only four feet away and heard a 16-pound girdle whistling through the air. “The intended blow caught me across the chest, followed by a multitude of straps and buckles wrapping themselves around my midsection.” The girdle incident did not dampen his defiance, however.
"That's a BIG bitch!!!"