[biggins]

I got it even easier I don't have a gf or a wife

 

[stosh]

So how much was it, Stosh?

310 with the chain (no tax shhhh)

 

[I Are Baboon]

310 with the chain (no tax shhhh)

Well that's not bad at all. Everyone here is getting worked up over $310? Cheap bastards.

 

[stosh]

No way dude. I am asking my GF on christmas day. It's only lame if you are not creative enough to pull it off. I rock so my GF is gonna love it.

Nice gift you got for your GF!

care to elaborate how you're gonna do it.

 

[stosh]

stosh..........f the haters, good job on getting your girl something extra special

Should go nice with the earings!!!

 

[stosh]

Well that's not bad at all. Everyone here is getting worked up over $310? Cheap bastards.

Thats what I was thinking!

Notice they're all poor though!

 

[douglas]

Should go nice with the earings!!!

true

 

[I Are Baboon]

Thats what I was thinking!

Notice they're all poor though!

Yeah. This year you bought her a $310 necklace, so next year it's going to have to be a new Lexus. LMAO!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Well that's not bad at all. Everyone here is getting worked up over $310? Cheap bastards.

Hold on. $310?!? I'm thinking that Stosh is the cheap bastard.........

WTF kind of chintzy gift is that?

-S.S.-

 

[stosh]

true

They wouldn't happen to be in a jewlery box would they?

 

[stosh]

Yeah. This year you bought her a $310 necklace, so next year it's going to have to be a new Lexus. LMAO!

Actually by Lexus you mean Lotus right?

 

[stosh]

Hold on. $310?!? I'm thinking that Stosh is the cheap bastard.........

WTF kind of chintzy gift is that?

-S.S.-

I also got her a bunch of other things.

 

[RhinofromWA]

Very nice Stosh.

Don't fall into the "more expensive gift every year" bit. Only guys that do that truely have their balls in a purse.

Get her a wheel barrow or weed wacker next time to keep her in the right frame of mind. You have to keep the ladies in check.

 

[stosh]

Very nice Stosh.

Don't fall into the "more expensive gift every year" bit. Only guys that do that truely have their balls in a purse.

Get her a wheel barrow or weed wacker next time to keep her in the right frame of mind. You have to keep the ladies in check.

Yeah I don't buy her Jewlery much anyway. I just felt in the mood this year.

I'm hoping it will help her marriage on the brain condition.

 

[BikeGeek]

Should go nice with the earrings!!!

and pearl necklace

 

[douglas]

They wouldn't happen to be in a jewlery box would they?

nope.....maybe you get get one when you pick up the necklace??

 

[stosh]

and pearl necklace

She gets them all the time, usually it's just a belly botton ring though.

 

[BikeGeek]

She gets them all the time, usually it's just a belly botton ring though.

TMI!

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>I just felt in the mood this year.

Uh oh...... in the mood for jewelry....... you're in deep doo doo, mah man.

-S.S.-

 

[stosh]

nope.....maybe you get get one when you pick up the necklace??

good thinking. I'll tell them to put a price tag on it too.

 

[douglas]

good thinking. I'll tell them to put a price tag on it too.

whatever works for ya

 

[Westy]

She gets them all the time, usually it's just a belly botton ring though.

Around the neck it is a pearl necklace, anywhere else and you are just painting a map of Hawaii.

 

[douglas]

I'm hoping it will help her marriage on the brain condition.

so its actually........a here have this necklace so i dont have to buy you an engagement ring yet

 

[SkaredShtles]

<snip>

I'm hoping it will help her marriage on the brain condition.

Ummm... actually jewelry is very *unlikely* to help in this situation. A gift of Carhart overalls, maybe. But not jewelry.

-S.S.-

 

[stosh]

so its actually........a here have this necklace so i dont have to buy you an engagement ring yet

No not really....

 

[-BB-]

Or a Vacuum, mop, duster....
Anything domestic will TOTALLY turn her off marriage.

Blender, deep fryer (Mmmmm Deep Fryer), toaster...

 

[stosh]

Or a Vacuum, mop, duster....
Anything domestic will TOTALLY turn her off marriage.

Blender, deep fryer (Mmmmm Deep Fryer), toaster...

I asked for a food processor for Christmas.... is that weird?

 

[-BB-]

For you?

No.
We all know that you are the beotch.


(Actually, I did ALL the kitchenware stuff for our wedding registry)

 

[stosh]

For you?

No.
We all know that you are the beotch.


(Actually, I did ALL the kitchenware stuff for our wedding registry)

yeah well I like to cook NOW! Most of the kitchen stuff we have minus the fancy plates and cutlery....

 

[laura]

She gets them all the time, usually it's just a belly botton ring though.

i should have read further before i posted. i forgot how gross you are. you gf isn't lucky, and you are creepy.

 

[narlus]

everytime i see one of those blah guys, i think of a gecko

 

[TimeBomb]

The key is getting married on a holiday so the anniversary is easier to remember.

The best way to always remember your anniversary is to forget it once . Trust me, you will never forget it again.

Hey stosh, how long have you known this girl ? a week, 2, maybe 3 ? Does she know you ?

 

[stosh]

i should have read further before i posted. i forgot how gross you are. you gf isn't lucky, and you are creepy.

ha thats funny! If you really didn't mean it you could have gone back and deleted your post.

 

[laura]

ha thats funny! If you really didn't mean it you could have gone back and deleted your post.

good point, taken care of. creep

 

[stosh]

good point, taken care of. creep

Hey atleast I don't go on vacation to the land of Hookers and Marijuana!!!
Who's the creep now?

 

[laura]

Hey atleast I don't go on vacation to the land of Hookers and Marijuana!!!
Who's the creep now?

you're still the creep. nice try though.

 

[stosh]

you're still the creep. nice try though.

am I a creep or creepy?

Because being a creep isn't bad but being creepy is.

 

[Westy]

Or a Vacuum, mop, duster....
Anything domestic will TOTALLY turn her off marriage.

Blender, deep fryer (Mmmmm Deep Fryer), toaster...

I bought my ex GF a vacuum cleaner for her birthday. She actually asked for it and cried when she got it. Yeah, she was a little messed in the head. Joke was on me though, I was the only one who ever used the damn thing.

 

[Ciaran]

care to elaborate how you're gonna do it.

It's going to involve a lonely beach (The edge of the world, where all things meet.), a very romantic speech by me, a bended knee, and some of my medieval shining armor. Still working out the small details. Her parents should be able to watch from their deck with some binoculars. I am doing it in the morning with no one around, and not at the family gathering thing. It should be pretty durned romantic.

What kind of stone is that in the necklace? It sure is purty. And man, if she has marriage on the brain, jewels will only encourage it, not discourage it. She'll say, "Oh good, we're getting closer! He's practicing buying jewelry!"

 

[stosh]

It's going to involve a lonely beach (The edge of the world, where all things meet.), a very romantic speech by me, a bended knee, and some of my medieval shining armor. Still working out the small details. Her parents should be able to watch from their deck with some binoculars. I am doing it in the morning with no one around, and not at the family gathering thing. It should be pretty durned romantic.

What kind of stone is that in the necklace? It sure is purty. And man, if she has marriage on the brain, jewels will only encourage it, not discourage it. She'll say, "Oh good, we're getting closer! He's practicing buying jewelry!"

Hopefully the practice can buy me a few months though.

Perodite or something, it's August's birthstone.