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My girlfriend made a facebook for her dog

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  1. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    I was looking at facebook and saw her dogs name and a picture of her dog. Sure enough she made a facebook for her god damn dropkick dog. I don't like that dog, it barks to much. Moral of the story-dropkick dogs are now on facebook.
     

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  2. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    This applies to both you and your girlfriend. Her, for making a facebook for her FVCKING DOG. You for 1. dating someone that dumb, and 2. for posting about in on the :monkey:.
     
  3. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    She probably lets him touch her, so ya know...
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    I think she may have lost it. She's normally pretty with it. I thought you guys would enjoy it.
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    And to be fair she did make it with her step sister and her step sister is pretty weird.
     
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    When we say "touch" how loosely are we using this word?
     
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    wait...i thought you were fighting with this girl and broke up with her..? hmm i could have sworn you have posted a thread about that too
     
  8. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    He should be able to find someone to get with who's not dumber than a bucket of rocks.
     
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    pink shirts goats...maybe? :lighten:
     
  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Oh, I see... you have a higher opinion of him than I do.

    :busted:

    ;)
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    I ended up sleeping in her hotel room because mine smelled horrible and things went from there and I ended up back with her. But it's all good now, except for the dropkick dog.
     
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    so.. you have a gf who lives in a hotel room? sounds like a winner :plthumbsdown:
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    She's normally really smart she's also attractive and does gymnastics.....
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Haha, I went to Quebec City with a bunch of friends, there's a thread about that also.
     
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    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    my cat just attacked a wooden chair and scared himself
     
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    i see you just make threads about your whole life on ridemonkey.... intresting :monkey:
     
  18. HAB

    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    My mouse just clicked on a little green box next to your post and lowered your rep score.
     
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    plenty of smart people have been bat**** insane.
     
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    Yeah, my life is boring. When small interesting things happen I feel the need to share with people so they can tell me that they really aren't that interesting.

    Uhh Joe keep your fetish for dropkick dogs to yourself, thanks.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    True. Also, given the degree of intelligence dtg has demonstated on here, I think his statement that his gf is smart is suspect at best, if he's using himself to compare to.
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Excuse me sir, I'm in all honors classes except for math, I suck at math.
    She could be insane though, it's crossed my mind more than once.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Good. For. You.




    Take it easy, I'm kidding.
     
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    Jcook90 and I have sent threatening messages to her dogs facebook. And I reported the facebook as being a fake, it should be gone soon and I can pretend this never happened.
     
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    re·dun·dant
     
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    Whats the language of origin?
     
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    can I befriend her?
     
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    Who hasn't made it with her step sister? That chick gets around
     
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    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    Oh ****, I just found out her mom made it. God damn it, I shouldn't have sent threatening messages.
     
  32. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I think you may have just won H8's stupidity contest.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    You mean mine?
     
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    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    No, I meant H8R's pos rep and credits thread.
     
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    HAB Chelsea from Seattle

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    Oh, right.
     
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    Two things I have learned today.

    1) Skookum is really pretty much spot on.

    2) pinkshirtphotos is rapidly losing ground to all of his friends.

    It's like stupid is in the air up there.
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


    that made my day, dumbass.
     
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    Oh sh1t, the end is near, you've become the voice of reason.
     
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    It's ok. I'm still kind of a dumb redneck. :busted:
     
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