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My jew g/f agrees... bacon does make everything better

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by LordOpie, Dec 8, 2005.

  1. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Last night, she made a pork roast wrapped in bacon :drool:

    "Baruch atah adonai, elohaynu..."
    *lightning.strike*


    For those who want to be jealous, she's a CIA graduate... no, that's Culinary school in NY.
     
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  2. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Abso-fu***ng-lutely. :thumb:
     
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  3. Tenchiro

    Tenchiro Attention K Mart Shoppers

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    Bacon? Jew so crazy! :p
     
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  4. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Maybe she meant this:

     
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  5. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Put it this way... she made me her jew.


    For those who don't get the joke, you need to visit the political forum more often.


    Jew talking to me?
     
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  6. JimmyTwoTimes

    JimmyTwoTimes Monkey

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    You found a girlfriend! Finally.....albeit....
     
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  7. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    a bacon-wrapped pork roast, or tenderloin?

    the bacon slices would have to be pretty long to wrap a roast.
     
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  8. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    maybe she had a lot to work with

     
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  9. bomberboy11

    bomberboy11 Monkey

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    Mmmmmmmmm..BACON!
     
  10. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    I still can't get my jew to touch the stuff. I just got a cattle prod though. Maybe the weekend shall prove fruitfull........and salty.

    Jew know it!
     
  11. Bicyclist

    Bicyclist Turbo Monkey

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    Jew wish Jew had some bacon.
     
  12. yonton228

    yonton228 Turbo Monkey

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    eatin bacon right now
     
  13. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    That's a great find. I live near there and damn they can cook!

    Funny thing is when my one ditzy friend came to visit and I drove her past the CIA she was like, "why aren't there fences and stuff? It seems like anyone could just walk in and get to that top-secret information."

    :rolleyes:
     
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    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061177/

    :D :D :D