Is there anything remotely interesting on TV during the day? 
My kids are home with colds.
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Good Lord no. Get thee to the library and get some semi-educational tapes/DVDs.ummbikes said:Is there anything remotely interesting on TV during the day?
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Somebody's building a motorcycle somewhere on TV right now.
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! And don't worry...they pixel out all the boobs!
dh girlie said:
It always freaks them out to see their mother bum rushing one of my hoes... :evil:
ummbikes said:
HAHAHA! Why is it these people have to bare their boobs? No matter what the topic is...they always gotta flash the audience their boobs...
Because it's staged and that's what the retard viewers want to see?dh girlie said:
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Are you calling me retarded?SkaredShtles said:Because it's staged and that's what the retard viewers want to see?
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If I'm lucky enough to be home and not out or at work, I can usually entertain myself watching the sam rerun of Sportscenter two or three times over. There's also usually a rerun of CSI or Law & Order on somewhere at virtually any hour of the day. Good luck to you, daytime tv really is that bad.ummbikes said:Is there anything remotely interesting on TV during the day?
The best show on daytime tv has to be, with out a doubt, is The Price is Right...with my hero Bob Barker..
Jebus, that woman has a massive rack.
thats not right
Have you been to one of those shows?binary visions said:
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Sheesh. I was hoping for a better response than thatSkaredShtles said:Have you been to one of those shows?
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No, actually, I watched a Jerry Springer once about a year ago because I had never seen it and was curious as to what all the fuss was about. I think the show was, "My boyfriend cheated on me with my mom" or something.
I got about 10 minutes into the show and decided that if my opinion of humanity got any lower, I was going to become a hermit, so I switched it off. During that ten minutes I think I saw twenty breasts.
I've seen a couple of episodes of springer that were hysterical! Some hick chick came out...jacked UP lookin...no teef...and she was sleeping with her pregnant sisters husband or something, I forget the topic of the show, but it was ridiculous...and everyone was booing her...and she was all SCREW ALL Y'ALL!!!! SCREW ALL Y'ALL!!! and then she flashed her boobs...HAHAHAHA!
Wow. Sounds like it has gone downhill. Last time I saw it was about a decade ago. Similar subject, but I don't remember any flashing of boobies.binary visions said:Sheesh. I was hoping for a better response than that
No, actually, I watched a Jerry Springer once about a year ago because I had never seen it and was curious as to what all the fuss was about. I think the show was, "My boyfriend cheated on me with my mom" or something.
I got about 10 minutes into the show and decided that if my opinion of humanity got any lower, I was going to become a hermit, so I switched it off. During that ten minutes I think I saw twenty breasts.
Actually, now that I think about it, maybe it's gotten better. -S.S.-
Why are people entertained by stupidity?dh girlie said:
I mean, Strange Brew was sort of "dumb" humor, but at least you could tell there was some effort/thought put into it...........
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Well...I'd rather be easily amused than be an uptight prick...SkaredShtles said:Why are people entertained by stupidity?
I mean, Strange Brew was sort of "dumb" humor, but at least you could tell there was some effort/thought put into it...........
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Wow. Speaking of uptight. Heal thyself, doctor.dh girlie said:
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They have "Springer beads" now, and apparently girls go on the show just to get the beads.. So when they go to the audience to ask questions, girls will raise their hands and instead of asking questions, just say, "I'm just here for my Springer beads" or somesuch, and pull their shirt up.SkaredShtles said:Wow. Sounds like it has gone downhill. Last time I saw it was about a decade ago. Similar subject, but I don't remember any flashing of boobies.
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Then, in return degrading themselves in front of millions of horney perverts on the trashiest show imaginable, and letting the entire nation know what their funbags look like, not to mention it being recorded on video so that they can never forget...
...they get a fifteen cent strand of beads...
But hey, whatever makes them happy.
You uptight prick.binary visions said:They have "Springer beads" now, and apparently girls go on the show just to get the beads.. S<snip>...they get a fifteen cent strand of beads...
But hey, whatever makes you happy.
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What are you talking about? I'm the queen of toilet humor...SkaredShtles said:Wow. Speaking of uptight. Heal thyself, doctor.
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Apparently, I'm not the only one who is not above watching a springer episode once in a while...those who live in glass houses.....
SkaredShtles said:
dhg, your signature is getting obscenely long...
binary visions said:
I know...I feel I need to leave the disclaimer for sheezay...you never know when some, what is it...n00b (?) or even a long time regular might take me seriously...
The stuff about loco-gringo watching crappy movies...a must have...
I'll take out the SkaredShtles comment later this week...him being the uptight prick that he is, I'm sure he'll complain to the mods!
Yes - but see, you're supposed to *learn* from these things........dh girlie said:What are you talking about? I'm the queen of toilet humor...
Apparently, I'm not the only one who is not above watching a springer episode once in a while...those who live in glass houses.....
Apparently some people don't.
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What was the lesson here...SkaredShtles said:Yes - but see, you're supposed to *learn* from these things........
Apparently some people don't.
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The lesson was that it's annoying when you click on a post, hit the "End" key to jump to the end of the page, and see an entire page of signature instead of the last post...dh girlie said:
Never mind. There wasn't one. Carry on.dh girlie said:
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Uptight prick...SkaredShtles said:Never mind. There wasn't one. Carry on.
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binary visions said:
and who exactly is forcing you to read her sig. there is an option to ignore sigs in your profile. there is also and option to ignore her posts altogether.
dh girlie said:
nomination for the most apropriate custom title ever.
laura said:and who exactly is forcing you to read her sig. there is an option to ignore sigs in your profile. there is also and option to ignore her posts altogether.
Thank you...unless of course you have me on ignore!
dh girlie said:
ha, nope, i just have sigs on ignore, because most are annoying and way too long.
dh girlie said:
Now take care of that sig, will ya??
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Hey - I know of someone's sig that fits that to a "T"!laura said:ha, nope, i just have sigs on ignore, because most are annoying and way too long.
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Alright, alright, I took care of it...SkaredShtles said:Hey - I know of someone's sig that fits that to a "T"!
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Yes! And we should ignore everyone's sigs entirely because one person can't figure out how to shorten it!laura said:and who exactly is forcing you to read her sig. there is an option to ignore sigs in your profile. there is also and option to ignore her posts altogether.
Let's not modify behaviour, let's inconvenience ourselves instead!
binary visions said:Yes! And we should ignore everyone's sigs entirely because one person can't figure out how to shorten it!
Let's not modify behaviour, let's inconvenience ourselves instead!
sheesh...lighten up you uptight prick...it was a joke!
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While you're at it, how's about you do some more editing???dh girlie said:sheesh...lighten up you uptight prick...it was a joke!