my mom called me

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  1. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    an old man, because of my recent purchases


    jcrew $48.00

    puma shoes $39.99
     

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  2. dan wask

    dan wask Turbo Monkey

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    See I would have called you a fruity yuppy, but your mom is probably right too.
     
  3. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    I can think of 2 other 3 letter words I would have used to describe you.




    They rhyme with bay tag.
     
  4. MtnbikeMike

    MtnbikeMike Turbo Monkey

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    you paid 48$ for a hat? and not just any hat...that hat?
     
  5. spocomptonrider

    spocomptonrider sportin' the CROCS

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    Thats a hat The Cosby Kids would be proud to rock
     
  6. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Start wearing your pants like this so everyone will know you're a tool.
    With that hat and shoes, even people you don't talk to will know,
    and they will appreciate the warning.:busted:
     

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  7. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    my dog eats his toys. His poop looks like your hat.
     
  8. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    And to think I thought you couldn't sink any lower.
     
  9. bluebug32

    bluebug32 Asshat

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    Those shoes don't have any laces. I'm sensing a theme in your ability level :think:
     
  10. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    He does seem to be missing out on the whole opposable thumb thing.
     
  11. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    What about opposable toes?
     
  12. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    He has hooves.

     
  13. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    Cloven hoof size 10?
     
  14. robdamanii

    robdamanii OMG! <3 Tom Brady!

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    So what you're saying here is that it's ok if he happens to be a sheep f***er?
     
  15. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Boning humans to pinkshirt is called humaniality.
     
  16. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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  17. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    i can find this all funny because i have a girlfriend
     
  18. dan wask

    dan wask Turbo Monkey

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    You don't have to call him that once you're outta' the slammer
     
  19. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    So does your "girlfriend" pick out your clothes or did you lose a bet with a crack head leprechaun?
     
  20. caputo1989

    caputo1989 Turbo Monkey

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    Did you get a free bowl of soup?
     
  21. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    You paid money for that hat?
     
  22. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    If I caught myself wearing a hat (Or shoes) like that, I'd kick my own ass...

    You did lose a bet, right?
     
  23. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    Do you ride a fixie and wear womans pants? That could explain it.

    I can't get over the hat.



    Never shop at Jcrew.
     
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    caputo1989 Turbo Monkey

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    Oh but it looks good on you though:rolleyes:
     
  25. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    I wish H8R was here to comment.
     
  26. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Not after she sees you in that hat.
     
  27. Kanye West

    Kanye West 220# bag of hacktastic

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    Perhaps she's blind?
     
  28. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    Giving your right/left hand a name doesn't count.
     
  29. splat

    splat Nam I am

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    dam beat me too it ! of course you know Pinkshirt has no idea what that means!!

     
  30. pinkshirtphotos

    pinkshirtphotos site moron

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    caddyshack.... i do watch movies
     
  31. douglas

    douglas Chocolate Milk Doug

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    did you also get this?
     

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  32. hooples3

    hooples3 Fuggetaboutit!

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    he should have bought 2



    and thrown them both out:clapping:
     
  33. RaindogT

    RaindogT Monkey

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    I thought that was a bogus link and clicked it just for the fun of it.

    It's actually a real page :clapping:
     
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    my thoughts exactly
     
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    ire Turbo Monkey

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    :rofl:

    I'm suprised your mom didn't question your sexuality when you showed her that hat
     
  36. dirttastesgood

    dirttastesgood Turbo Monkey

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    I see she has a great fashion sense also.....
     
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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    Your mom called me too. Tell her to stop.
     
  38. I Are Baboon

    I Are Baboon Run, Forrest, Run!

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    Fore! I should have yelled "Two."
     
  39. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    Even golfers would laugh at you for wearing that hat, and those shoes.

    Well, at least you're not bound by fashion.
     
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